Ok So The Running Gag Of Eddie Losing His Shoes Was Hilarious But Why Is None Talking About How In The

what techno taught ranboo about the legal system-

Big Law: Please sit in this chair, I’d like to ask you some questions

Technoblade, whispering to Ranboo: Deny everything

Ranboo, in a monotone voice: That’s not a chair

If you love two people at the same time, choose the second. Because if you really loved the first one, you wouldn't have fallen for the second.

Johnny Depp 

LOOK AT THIS GOD TIER ANIMATION! (This cut didn't entirely make it, so there's no audio. But holy shit, Leo was gonna throw a full on gas truck at the Kraang.) Video is from Twitter.

the illegal alien after getting their transgender operations in prison

i see nothing but facts 

“Not all men-”

You’re right, Thomas Sanders would never do this

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

First Meeting

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