"The Best Part Of Being Fat Is Being Soft And Comfy To Cuddle With" "The Best Part Of Being Fat Is Knowing

East coast counties are so small because they were made so nobody in the county had to ride a horse for more than a day to get to do government business.

Midwest counties are often square because of the homesteading act. Everything was cut into square pieces of land for a while to make it easier to distribute.

Western counties are just big. Nobody in there. Had to draw lines somewhere. Trains exist now they’ll figure it out

Dark side of the loom

what the "go outside and touch grass" sayers dont know that if you go outside and touch grass for long enough you cross an event horizon in which you become significantly weirder and more fucked up than any chronically online asshole can be. and they like those people even less.

god i love how pitbulls are like

Listen, I have seen many a posts to the tune of "Hozier is a fae god!" Or "Florence is a fae god!" And I am here to tell you that neither of them are fae gods. Paramours, probably, maybe members of an Entourage, but gods? No.

You want to know who an actual fucking fae god is???

Kendrick Lamar.

The pettiness. The creativity. The persuasiveness. The accuracy. He had 110 million people across the nation today singing "a minooooor" like it was fucking nothing. This man has cast a thousand-year curse on Aubrey Graham's bloodline that cannot be undone through mortal means.

Now, THAT is some fae god level shit.

unfortunately, “it’s complicated” continues to be the correct answer to most questions worth asking. yeah I’m annoyed about it too

Such a clever disguise for this burrowing owl.

since i only ever send rick rolls to ppl i figured id just post one for all my followers for april fools day this year to save myself the effort

happy april fools y’all

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