The Plot Structures Of Movies Need To Start Taking More Cues From Classic Opera. Open With A Fucker In

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a list of “ship tropes” that aren’t really tropes yet per se, but I need them to be

Kind, gentle man+ eldritch monster/horrifying werewolf/scaly abomination/hairy Creature wife

Battle couple whose respective fighting styles are “stealth, silence, precision and cunning” and “walking tank with a gun as big as they are” respectively

Mad scientist+mad scientist in a different branch of science

Regular scientist+actual wizard

Human+ alien and/or robot who is discovering what Emotions are

Lithe, androgynous elf guy+ bearded, hunky dwarf girl

Succubus/incubus and angel, except all the Love and Affection stuff is new to the succubus/incubus and they are adgftbnjgfsfvhjj inside

big, hairy werewolf jock girl+ regular boy who is soft and cute

big, hairy werewolf jock girl+ edgy, chiseled-jaw werewolf guy who kisses her hand and lays his head in her lap

realistic “Alpha male and female” werewolves who just are super affectionate with each other and have a really big, boisterous family

two heavily autistic-coded dragons with completely different hoards which regularly bring one another gifts to go in their hoard

mild-mannered, introverted naturalist+ Bigfoot

very normal atheist+ actual minor god

large orc girl+tiny human girl who is strong, athletic and likes to Fight

superhero’s costume/outfit designer+supervillain’s costume/outfit designer

PhD’s without a braincell’s worth of practical knowledge between them

renaissance in the 21st century

Microstory

“Sanctuary,” the child cried, running into the library. “Nice try,” the guard following after sneered, “but only holy places can grant sanctuary.” The librarians glanced at each other. A small nod. The head librarian gave the guard a stern look. “Sanctuary granted.”

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There are a fair few faux feminist statements I hate, but “We are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn” is one of them.

unfortunately i do believe posthaste is one of the funniest words out there. how quick am i doing something? fast as fuck my good sir

this video has been going around for a while but the English subtitles didn't match the energy of the spoken French at all. i had to fix it.

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What does two-or-more-gathered mean?

this is the minimum requirements for a church. you should not faith alone. separatist only periodically for health, etc