"Pope Francis Said During An Interview One Time That He Fell Asleep During Prayer. The Interviewer Asked

Most of the time, if you do something odd you're not allowed to do, getting you out of there is all that people are really concerned with. If you haven't stolen anything, caused any material damage, and clearly have no intention to put up a fight over being removed from the situation, you're not worth the trouble of getting you into trouble. Somebody who's unloading boxes from a company van to a storage and comes back to the truck to find that some weirdo has climbed inside the van through the open back doors doesn't get paid enough to forcibly physically detain you until the police arrive.

Most likely they just go "dude. could you like fuck off? you're not supposed to be there." And as soon as you shrug like "yeah lmao I know, sorry, impulse overtook me" and clearly proceed to comply with the request to fuck off, you're free to go, they're just relieved that you're gone. Most people aren't hell-bent on vengeance and punishment, they just want you to stop being their problem.

req'd by @thedragonemperess

oh just the usual

text: What the fuck is wrong with you other than the obvious

Hey don’t cry….almost time to stab ceaser again ok?

Dropping this here for anyone who may not already know about it. paywallreader.com

when i die, send my body to space. I’ll walk the dog and give her treats. I’ll throw the earth, a little blue ball for her to fetch. When i die launch me into orbit with Laika so someone will be able to take her on walks. Lay me to rest upon the stars so I can rub her stomach like she deserved, let me join Lassie on the moon.

i think, i think laika guides our souls to the beyond when our bodies finally go. she’s a chipper, bright eyed, little dog at our feet, yipping happily to take us to the next stage of our life, whatever that may be.

Favorite literary technique in the Bible?

repetition, not necessarily parallelism though. a prophet splits a river, his fellow prophet splits a river. a form is severed into twelve pieces here, and here, and here. a king is refused, a king is refused, a king is refused (repeat until assyria ends kinghood)

polaris; guiding light for lost horses

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