The Novel Ones Are All Real Situations In My Novels By The Way, The Screenwriting One Are Complied From

what the "go outside and touch grass" sayers dont know that if you go outside and touch grass for long enough you cross an event horizon in which you become significantly weirder and more fucked up than any chronically online asshole can be. and they like those people even less.

sorry i cant hang out tomorrow im celebrating the death of a 2123 year old roman politician with a bunch of psychos on tumblr. yeah its gonna be all day

Crown Prince: IRL i'm the eldest child and also named after a prince

Knut: The name of a polar bear born in the Berlin zoo and what kickstarted my polar bear obsession (also the name of the stuffed polar bear in my profile pic)

USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL

We picked you because we saw greatness,

We picked you because you were the best.

We picked you and you loved us,

And we loved you too.

We called you a name,

We made you home.

Between our game,

Between the unknown.

When we made you a new house,

We loved you.

When we knew it was a coffin,

We loved you.

When we kissed you nose goodbye,

We loved you.

When we sent you to the sky,

We loved you.

You were confused, most likely,

Scared, certainly.

And we loved you.

As the engine died,

As you were left alone in the dark,

No one you could recognize around,

In a space too small yet too vast.

Did you know that we loved you ?

Did it matter ?

You died like a star,

And we never saw you again,

We were the reason, I'm afraid.

At never again, my friend.

Lion rooster

I'm combining them into a knockoff chimera

Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

happy men's day everyoneeeee

You know, museums lend exhibits to each other all the time so it's not like the British museum would be completely without exhibits from other cultures if they returned the stuff people are asking for. Unless they've made so many enemies that nobody wants to lend them exhibits I guess.

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

when i die, send my body to space. I’ll walk the dog and give her treats. I’ll throw the earth, a little blue ball for her to fetch. When i die launch me into orbit with Laika so someone will be able to take her on walks. Lay me to rest upon the stars so I can rub her stomach like she deserved, let me join Lassie on the moon.