Getting Off The Late Shift

Getting off the late shift

Getting Off The Late Shift

I haven't drawn in like 4 months be nice to me please

Guardianship au...... oh guardianship au......

he's planning on just resting his eyes so he can go finish his homework (he is falling asleep and waking up unable to move his neck)

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3 months ago

Can we take a moment to observe how much color Zach had in his skin as a child compared to the ghost white paleness that he has now? It's not a big difference, but it's noticeable. Did he just not go outside again until he reached adulthood? Man needs some melanin and vitamin D stat!

Can We Take A Moment To Observe How Much Color Zach Had In His Skin As A Child Compared To The Ghost
Can We Take A Moment To Observe How Much Color Zach Had In His Skin As A Child Compared To The Ghost
3 months ago
Some Stuff For An Au I'm Working On Called, Pistis!
Some Stuff For An Au I'm Working On Called, Pistis!

Some stuff for an au I'm working on called, Pistis!

Chris gets a floaty flower halo/crown and Martin gets an actual crown made of ice and adorning dangly crystals.

Chris cannot see out of one of his eyes due to flowers and vines growing out of it, and usually angles his halo just enough to cover it, making the flowers look like part of the halo instead! Which, I didn't translate well in the first picture, but in my defense the first drawing was made in the development phase so I still didn't exactly know what I was going for.

Anyway!!! Here's a summary for anyone who cares;

There is an old tale of two deity brothers that rule side by side. One protects nature and its inhabitants, while the other protects the seas and its inhabitants.

There are two neighboring villages, a decent walk apart. One wholeheartedly believes the tale and does what they can to worship the deities for good fortune and peace.

The other village does not believe the tale and finds the behavior of the believers foolish. They say it was to supply false hope, and actively go against the deities beliefs in order to prove a point.

Within the village of nonbelievers, there's a girl, one who DOES believe.

In the village of believers, There's a boy, who DOESN'T believe.

The girl is Aviva, who strives to prove to her village that the deities ARE real. She hears them, whispering on her night walks. As light as a feather, easy to miss, and it carries with the wind.

She tries to tell them to truly listen and they'll hear too, but they simply laugh at her, which only fuels her determination.

The boy, is Zach. He was raised to believe and worship these deities, but has grown to doubt their existence.

They supposedly bring peace, and Zach can't help but laugh. If that was so true, then where was his peace?

He strives to prove they don't exist.

Koki is a traveler who journeys from village to village to spread the tale of the deities to each one, to ensure the tale never dies. She is a firm believer and devoted follower.

She ends up meeting Aviva, and immediately feels the faintest presence of one of the deities within her. Koki explains to her that she is special.

Koki requests that Aviva join her on her travels, and Aviva happily accepts.

They end up meeting Jimmy along the way and he joins them.


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3 months ago
@wildkratt-quotes

@wildkratt-quotes

3 months ago
I Have No Excuse For Drawing This Except "I Thought It Would Be Hot"

I have no excuse for drawing this except "I thought it would be hot"

3 years ago

Let’s talk about polyamory.

Polyamory is NOT

A threesome

A guy having two girlfriends and the girlfriends don’t know about each other

A guy hooking up with two girls

Same applies to girls

Or any combo of genders

An orgy

A common misconception is that polyamorous relationships are only about sex.

VERY FUCKING WRONG!

Polyamory is not about sex.

It’s literally right there in the name. It’s about love, not sex.

A polyamorous relationship is a consensual, knowing romantic relationship between three or more people.

YES YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN TWO PARTNERS.

YES, SEX IS OPTIONAL

POLYAMOROUS PEOPLE CAN BE ASEXUAL

ASEXUAL POLYAMOROUS PEOPLE EXIST.

I REPEAT

ASEXUAL POLYAMOROUS PEOPLE EXIST

I can’t emphasize two things enough.

Polyamorous relationships are consensual and everyone in the relationship knows about it. Everyone is aware, and communication has to be made, just like in monogamous relationships!

Polyamorous relationships are not about sex! They are not a threesome!

I’m polyamorous.

I have ace friends.

I have poly and ace friends.

YALL

PLEASE

So many people just think polyamorous relationships are about sex.

THEYRE NOT.

Poly people, especially women, get harassed and called slut, whore, and whatnot. I’m not gonna elaborate.

Please boost this.

IGNORANT OR GENUINELY NOT KNOWING PEOPLE HAVE TO KNOW THIS.

CLEAR UP THE MISCONCEPTIONS PLEASE.

-Your local pansexual poly mess

2 years ago

Greetings Just Dancers ✨

Greetings Just Dancers ✨
Greetings Just Dancers ✨

Please take the scrunklys as an offering to be accepted into the just dance fandom, mighty ones 🤲


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3 months ago
The Fox And The Raven AU
The Fox And The Raven AU
The Fox And The Raven AU
The Fox And The Raven AU
The Fox And The Raven AU
The Fox And The Raven AU

The Fox and the Raven AU

The Fox and Raven kingdoms have been at war probably forever. Neither trusts the other. Martin as the oldest Fox Prince will inherit the throne, but Chris has always grown up knowing his responsibility will be to either marry someone of high standing to further alliances or be sent off to battle to lead armies and the like because what else is he good for? (Martin will be the first to tell you this is a stupid tradition).

Zach is the youngest Raven prince (He has 5 older siblings), and has been trained from a young age basically as an assassin. It's his duty to kill Martin and put the Fox kingdom into turmoil. But when he sneaks in to do this, he ends up in the wrong prince's bedroom and in the ensuing battle, things get heated and before they know it, his mask is flying off and they're making out.

They are SO dead if they're found out.... maybe if they can scheme their way out of it, who knows, they might just end up uniting two terribly feuding kingdoms... or maybe they'll both be killed in the process.......

AKA it's like Romeo and Juliet but one of them is a pain in the ass and the other is a cinnamon roll and somehow they're both into it.

They have two sets of ears because they looked goofy without their normal ears lol

3 months ago

i think he gets chronic migraines. he’s just so unhealthy. low iron, low vitamin d. probably a light sensitivity. chronic insomnia. indoor recluse. probably doesn’t eat very well. all that good stuff! so not only is he just an ass, he’s just crabby in general!

I Think He Gets Chronic Migraines. He’s Just So Unhealthy. Low Iron, Low Vitamin D. Probably A Light
I Think He Gets Chronic Migraines. He’s Just So Unhealthy. Low Iron, Low Vitamin D. Probably A Light
I Think He Gets Chronic Migraines. He’s Just So Unhealthy. Low Iron, Low Vitamin D. Probably A Light
I Think He Gets Chronic Migraines. He’s Just So Unhealthy. Low Iron, Low Vitamin D. Probably A Light

touching grass would save him (he’ll never do this)

3 years ago
Bruno And Family
Bruno And Family
Bruno And Family

Bruno and family

Bonus:

Bruno And Family
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