Cryptidlia - In My Vampire Era

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

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maybe monsterfucker erotica doesn't need a plot but it certainly gives the whole thing a bit more substance

Bioshock is so much funnier when you realize that Jack is running around Rapture causing chaos in a cozy white sweater

DONT GET LOST IN THERE

Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.

WHAT is wrong with you. It is so attractive

I just love tv shows where people are gay and covered in blood

aesthetic: behind the scenes shots of actresses posing with their costars who are playing monsters that look like couple's photos

He's cold blooded so it takes more time to bleed 🎱