Meet Ingo’s Partner!

dreamy sigh followed by agonized sobbing

283,000 likes………giant meteor strike the earth rn holy shit. oh my god.

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

you know how sharks have rows of teeth stacked like that?

well last night i dreamed i was growing extra toes in this fashion, 15 toes on each foot and counting. the upper toes were slightly swollen to act as a sort of cover, while the lower toes were smaller but well-formed (except that the nail beds refused to harden). the only issue was potential infection in the skin folds. It was grotesque, and yet i felt flush with power. i had just gone in search of biotin supplements and athlete's foot cream when to my dismay, i woke up...

"the four horsemen of the apocalypse" would be a beautiful name for a polycule

AND NO ONE TAKES YOU SERIOUSLY.

/nf

Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

Tumblr isn’t social media, it’s a habit. Like smoking. We’re all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.