WTF My Penis Just Blasted Off Like A Rocket ! !

today the gender is

Yoooooo!!!!

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Puki tell us it's all gonna be fine

It always is, it always will be. We outlived the dinosaurs, we outlived that damned meteor, that damned ice age. Pompeii? Don't worry about it.

girls are literally always saying this to me

No, no it isn’t.

obligations, guilt, and the inherent catharsis of saying fuck

My favorite gag in The Disastrous Life of Saiki K, which is less of a gag and more of just part of the series, is that Kusou just never speaks aloud. No one ever comments that this bitch is scowling and never talking 24/7 even as they’re having conversations with him. He just beams his words right into their heads and whenever I think about it too long I start cracking up. That whore opens his mouth for coffee jelly and nothing else.

Midoriya: We're passing Hosu City. I wonder how Iida is doing?

Iida: *is in the heroes equivalent of a dumpster fight with a bloody raccoon. The city is on fire behind him. He screams as he tries to take a bite out of Stain. His glasses are shattered. He is the class president.*