🔲 Relax Shoulders/unhinge Jaw

putting up “HELL IS FAKE” billboards in ohio to start a dialogue

The neurodivergent urge to do this

when my girlfriend and I are wearing masks and I’m holding my crutches so we can’t kiss or hug or hold hands we head butt each other instead.

obligations, guilt, and the inherent catharsis of saying fuck

That fuckin smile at the end

We as a society do not give Anna enough credit, and I think that’s very poor of us.

 I planned on having a much more “formal” first post but I just need to share this hilarious moment I just had playing the Sims 3.

 I was playing Sims 3 with a fairy I tried to make to be a formal twink named Foreign Person. This is the second week, I decided to tinker with his laptop to build up the Handiness skill. Just as I told him to stop and upgrade the toilet, he gets shocked and starts a fire.

 With the combined efforts of the probably weirded out butler, that I hired on a whim for this tiny apartment, and Foreign, who just wanted to make a self-cleaning toilet, we put it out. One of the firefighters the butler called arrived and I thought this would be over, ending with me being fined or something.

...

But the Sims 3 had other plans for me. Another fire started.

“weird but this happens right?” I thought.

It is put out. But it comes back again. So I put it out again without the help of that honestly quite rude firefighter. The fire starts back again out of nowhere! Once again the firefighter does nothing but complain about my fire alarm, tell me to “be more careful next time”, and get excited about a fire being present.

This was already something weird and pretty funny, but little did I know, it was barely get started.

Somewhere during the period of 10th through 20th fires, the butler finally triggers the fairy trap that Foreign set up in the shower/bath at 3:00 AM the previous night for him. This probably made that poor man even more confused about this week of employment.

Over the next ~12 in game hours, there had been at LEAST 50-60 fires happening. 

Foreign still wants to upgrade the toilet, he had just managed to get 11% done as I kept deleting the fire with cheats so he could just work. 

The butler just wants to take a bubble bath and leave this fever dream of a job in the dust after his payday. 

The two werewolf firefighters are now practically Foreign’s new roommates.

I have been laughing and giggling to myself for at least 30 minutes. I have finally decided to just save and leave before the fire starts again and restart.

I just wanted to share this tale as I never want to forget this.

I wake up early but I not refreshed and energized unless I am stressed.

When I wake up it is either like I am:

A. I am an android rebooting after shutting down due to damage and having to test my systems for damage.

Or

B. I just scrambled out of the underworlds screaming “YOU’LL BE ABLE TO CONTAIN ME, BITCHES!” At the top of my lungs with earnestly.

i have so much respect for morning people. people who wake up early feeling refreshed and energized and ready to start the day. i love you weirdos. you are bizarre to me. i am studying you under glass.