Janus And Remus Are Really Angling For Logan To Lose It Huh-

Global warming has taken so much from us

I was the child of two of my OCs. I had to do my homework but got bored so I flew out the window to explore the town. I met up with Wilbur Soot and he told me to study for my religion test (which was weird since I actually had a religion test coming up, thanks Wilbur Soot).

I chose the first option but it would be quite interest if the first were both true and the reader finds out the narrator is an immortal/god/spirit thing before finding out it is a main character.

I’d love to do a series of these short Spindlewynd Mysteries so a continuing narrator might be fun.

No, no it isn’t.

loudspeaker interference ATTENTION ALL SHOPPERS THERE IS A FUCKING BEAST LOOSE IN THE HARDWARE AISLE

Iceland is fucking bizarre my name change made the news

Yeah, they always say that like I am some poor soul visiting or something but I am just here to return back home for a rest. Ah, how I missed how the crisp clear smell of indifference that verges into apathy makes the heavy smell of dread you feel towards the future smell just like a family reunion.

"descended into madness" um actually i climbed here? yeah it was a pretty steep journey. yeah the air's pretty thin up here. i think im getting altitude sickness. pretty dizzy actually

fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d

it's probably just the influence of Puss In Boots, but nowadays whenever i have a dream about a talking cat (happens every 2-3 weeks), said cat has a spanish accent