Crystal-cryptic - SmolNova22

I was sitting in my bedroom at night with my window open, and a seal jumped in. I don’t know where it came from. Or how it jumped into a second story window from ground level? But it did. And was just laying there on my bed and it let me pet it. I’m pretty sure touching seals is illegal so I was really scared but I did keep petting it.

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

"V. What is that."

"Hm?" Your partner grumbles, eyes never leaving their monitor as you point repeatedly at their bed. "What's what?"

"That. That right there on your bed. On your pillow."

The rapid clicking of their keyboard falls silent. "Oh. The plushie? Yeah, I bought that for you. No big deal.

"No big- Dude. That isn't just a plushie. It's the plushie. The one I told you I had since I was a baby. The one I lost when I was a kid. The one I literally showed you five days ago and haven't been able to find for years that wasn't an arm and a leg.

"Well... That's what having filthy rich parents gets you. I expect mandatory cuddles whenever, and wherever I want along with zero questions about white stains on your clothing for at least a month. You're welcome."

Tamaki: I'm afraid we can no longer mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time. Kyoya, nodding: Manslaughter it is.

Nothing says ''found family'' more than this image.

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kiss kiss fall in love 💘

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it