Crystal-cryptic - SmolNova22

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Mutual Obsession

Lol, you're a yandere and the darling you love is also yandere!

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Gods... You can't stop giggling. You FINALLY have him all to yourself... Elliot Banjo, the prettiest boy in your office job. Well, at least to you. No one else seemed to notice or care for him. You knew no one would steal your lover. No. You kidnapped him and have restrained Elliot in your basement to PROTECT him.

The other colleagues, and even your bosses, at your job were cruel. You had to keep your darling safe from everyone who hurt him. They'd ignore Elliot or would push all their work on him. It was so unfair. Your poor darling never got a break... But, it's okay now! He can finally have his well deserved rest!

"Mm... huh?"

"Oh darling! You're awake... I know you must be terrified, but I promise... I will... You... You don't seem scared?"

Elliot was shaking, but he was smiling so widely. His eyes were dilated as he looked up at you from his comfy bed you had made just for him. As you spoke, he paused. He frowned and started to shake more, almost intentionally. He even seemed to force his voice to tremble.

"Do... Do you want me to be scared, honey bun?"

Your heart nearly stopped at how cute he was. Gods, how could anyone ever hate him...? You walked closer, pushing some hair out of his face and patting his head.

"Of course not, darling! You should never be afraid of me. You're here to be safe and to relax... The other people at work are so, so, so mean! They make you do everything, and are so lazy and yet so demanding... Don't you worry anymore though. I'm gonna feed you and take care of you! All you have to do is at least tolerate me and never love another!"

"Tolerate? Honey bun, I LOVE YOU! You are the only one at the office to not demand anything from me, and you would even stay late whenever I would to make sure I went home at some point... Plus, I know you were the one to restock my groceries whenever I'd forget. Now this... Oh, honey bun, the bed is lovely. Your basement is so cozy... Thank you..."

You looked at him, shocked. He... He noticed? Oh good gods, he noticed you! He loved you! You climbed on top of the bed, careful to not put more weight on his restrained limbs. You threw your arms around him, kissing his adorable little cheeks.

"Oh! My adorable darling! I would have taken you sooner if I knew you wouldn't have been so scared. I'm so glad you love me darling!"

Parents having more than one gay son is always so fucking funny to me like. Your mom is a faggot factory

More Orange Art lol

annoying bloggers are having another Gossip Season it seems and its mad stupid and evil but this is making me laugh so hard im gonna throw up. fuuuuuuuck #staysafe

Someone requested for Ouran high school x Saiki crossover💗

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The chunky TV, the MySpace emo, Ouran highschool host club… those were the days.

pls just let me be a dumb stupid kitty and not think for a while... make me do things for (or to) you, control me, take care of me or make me listen to everything you say but whatever happens DON'T let me think for myself!!! this shit is TIRING just wanna be a pretty kitten that goes meow meow meow and behaves