Paul The Type Of Fella To Claim Being Straight His Whole Life While Shamelessly Checking Out His Man-spreading

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the nobodies animal crossing new horizons headcanons!!!

i was thinking about this yesterday since i was kinda tired and had nothing to do!! anyway here they areee:

shaun

trying to catch all fish and sea creatures. the grind never stops for him

really loves the boat tours and will spam clap when kapp’n sings 

decorating? upgrading his house? actually playing the game? nah

thinks making villagers go into pitfalls is the funniest shit ever

used to run over pip’s flowers

…banned from pip’s island.

just BARELY 3 star island (so he could get kapp’n)

fav villager is octavian, he’s just cool

keaton

is actually just having fun man

villager hunting!!! has pretty nice luck too so has some really good villagers

treats villagers like real people

makes up drama between them to entertain himself

has a lot of crafted furniture in his house

not the most interesting island ever but definitely isn’t as horrendous looking as shaun’s

sends shaun a bunch of random gifts thru the mail just because

4 star island 

fav villager is diva (just because her name is funny and she’s purple)

pip

“eVeRyThiNG HaS tO Be PerFEcT”

has a checklist of stuff to do every day

ELABORATE flower crossbreeding. MUST GET EVERY FLOWER COLOR OR ELSE

extremely picky about villagers

would probably hit them with the net if they are acting out of order

doesn’t care about the museum at all. literally spends all his time making his island “presentable”

his island is gorgeous though.

probably isn’t even having fun anymore 😭 

5 star island because of course.

fav villager is jitters. he speaks to him.  

emmett

spends half of his time in the photo studio and at harv’s island in general

master of custom designs!!

blows all his money on clothes

has specific areas set up on the island that are really good for taking pictures

plays pretty late at night so he can try to catch the spiders and tarantulas as a challenge, fails miserably every time

cries when a villager wants to move out but feels bad making them stay

has a really nice and well decorated house

super rich for some reason (no one knows where he got this money…)

4 star island

fav villager is olivia, she’s so elegant!

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There's a chance that I could've gotten tickets to a concert of one of my favorite bands, but I just can't get to the location of it :[

Atp there's just too much evidence, but... No but.

"I slept with John a lot"

Just Paul Mccartney's quotes aboutJohn...

Q: If John Lennon could come back for a day, how would you spend it with him? Paul: In bed"

"[John] was a wild and woolly genius who it was my pleasure to work with, walk with, talk with and occasionally sleep with. "

"John was really my only male friend, if only because of proximity."

“I’ll just sit around and hug him forever, because that’s the depth of my feeling for him."

"Delicious boy, delicious broth of a boy."

"John and I used to hitch-hike places together. It was something that we did together quite a lot; cementing our friendship, getting to know our feelings, our dreams, our ambitions together. It was a very wonderful period. I look back on it with great fondness. I particularly remember John and I would be squeezed in our little single bed."

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John Lennon

i had a very strange encounter today.

i was going home from a hangout with my friends after school, and i got on my bus. it's always crowded that time of the day, and today was no exception. an old lady took his bag from the seat next to her, and told me to sit down. i thanked her, and did so.

she asked me if i were coming from work, and i said that i'm still in school. then she asked me what i want to be when i grow up. she told me i would be a lovely teacher. then she told me about her kids, her grandkids, and her difficult life of working jobs she hated. when she finally got to study economics in Budapest where she always wanted to study, her husband left her with two small kids.

then she told me how she always wanted to go back to work at Váci street in Budapest, and that she had to work at factories to make enough money for her kids. but after several jobs, she finally got a job at Váci street, and she worked there the last three years before her retirenment.

when she said that, she turned to me, and said: "it took me 50 years to finally do what i want, but i did it. don't worry about what you do, you will get to do what you like. follow your dreams."

i had to get off the bus to switch to train, but that sentence really touched me. i've been struggling lately, because society tells me to have a normal job, to make money, but i always wanted to be a writer. to tell stories, to touch people, to love and create and destroy.

i take it as a sign to follow my dreams to make a revolution in hungary for queer poets and writers my age, to tell what i have to tell and follow my dreams.

whoever that lady was, i hope that she is forever blessed. thanks for reading this little story time, i just wanted to share because it's not something that happens to me every day.

The band's name is "Ivan & The Parazol". When I went to the Carson Coma concert, I was already kinda listening to them, then I saw an ad that they're gonna have a concert and I was like 'that'd be so cool if I could see them' and now, we won tickets :DD (I still have to listen to their whole discography, cuz otherwise I'll feel like a poser 🥲 also, yay paragraph xd)

Some news, hehe, I'm going to a concert again this Thursday lol :00 (we won the tickets, and it's also a band I like, I'M SO EXCITED, DUDE)

OMG!!! that’s so cool that u won them!!! u must be really lucky… :0

who r u seeing this time?

when is your bday? :D my sister just brought it up and i realized that i dont know

2nd July :3

(nice of you to ask :D)

I have aromantic friends, and I might be aromantic myself (idk yet tho), and I have such a big respect towards aromantic people, cuz it's not easy to live in a world where just being is so romanticized

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it