Another One

My official Sabata (1969) review

Sabata gets a 5/5 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ and a buttload of fancy guns 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

Very fun, very fruity, full of classic Western moments and tropes and it is just very good I loved it!!! Sabata is a great character, a little funny and a little silly with his rocking chair and painting goofs. Lee van Cleef is once again captivating in his fashionable ensembles and his ridiculous guns that shouldn’t work but do (how the hell do you fire from the butt of a tiny pistol, dude?).

Supporting cast was excellent too.

Carrincha is a great sidekick (and has his own side kick, Alley Cat). Banjo is a wonderful side character who has a history with Sabata we can only guess at the depth of.

The soundtrack, while not as tense and grand as Ennio Morricone’s work, was still brilliant. And it gave us a great intro theme to boot.

All that’s left to say is Ehi amico! C'è Sabata. Hai chiuso!

Ten out of ten triangles for Lee van Cleef’s face

Gorgeous beautiful terrific sexy amazing pretty lovely cute adorable hot godly elegant stunning sweet scrummy in my tummy

we must sexualise the receding hairline

Really big fan of hit the road jack. Man just get the fuck out of here

i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode

OMGGG HIS EYES ARE SOOO PRETTY

most insane exchange of looks in a western...

yesterday i was insane about that fictional man. today i am insane about that fictional man. tomorrow? take a wild guess brother

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨