If Nothing Else, I Can At Least Rest Easy Knowing That I'll Never Be Famous.

Browsing Tumblr instead of preparing for an important interview.

I just got called a "beginner friendly house pet" by my partners. I can barely think rn

I replied to your message in my head several days ago did you not get it

im a twink fiend but sometimes when i see someone really skinny i feel bad for them more than anything else. you need some meat on your bones

She looks really interesting but I have some other favourites of dubious legality in game.

Ah, here she is. My favorite dragon in a card game full of really good dragons.

This might come as a surprise, but I'm Asexual.

Specifically in the sense that it's not you that's turning me on but the act of you fucking my brains out that does it for me.

the other day i told a pun that made @siveine hold her head in her hands for a solid minute and a half which i think is a personal best if I'm honest.