You Ever Met Someone And Just Wanted To Take Care Of Their Heart And Protect Their Innocence

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Marilyn Monroe on the set of Some Like it Hot in Los Angeles, California, 1958. Photo by Richard C. Miller.

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

Silly Game Time: By not sharing (giving all of) your sandwich to a random bird, it turns out you have accidentally offended the Birdeity (Deity of all Birds). Whoops. They are now going to curse you for one month, but will at least allow you to choose between two options.

So would you rather have your hands be like a parrot's talons (but still human-sized), or have to go bob-bob-bobbing along (hopping) everywhere like a robin?

I'd rather have a parrot's talons.

seeing shockingly few people understand this very basic idea so i made this flowchart to help you determine when and if it's okay to shapeshift into another person.

VERY SIMPLY STUFF PEOPLE!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU KEEP FORGETTING!!!

I think my stuffed animals are more important to me than some of my family members

It’s not just a Tumblr post. It’s a piece of my personality.

SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS, IT COULD SAVE A LIFE