I Have A Huge Obsession With Learning History Facts From Anywhere

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Everybody knows it takes two to tango. But not many know it takes three to ___."

waltz."

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

my friend after fucking BITING ME

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

*Steals the arm and gives it to my dog as a toy*

Yes, I have a metal arm. No, you can’t touch it.

seeing shockingly few people understand this very basic idea so i made this flowchart to help you determine when and if it's okay to shapeshift into another person.

VERY SIMPLY STUFF PEOPLE!!!! I DONT KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU KEEP FORGETTING!!!

Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What do the letters in RIP stand for?

They stand for Real Iguana Problems.

this is truly the funniest timeline

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