HELP

i’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs i used to send expressing my feelings

Silly Game Time: By not sharing (giving all of) your sandwich to a random bird, it turns out you have accidentally offended the Birdeity (Deity of all Birds). Whoops. They are now going to curse you for one month, but will at least allow you to choose between two options.

So would you rather have your hands be like a parrot's talons (but still human-sized), or have to go bob-bob-bobbing along (hopping) everywhere like a robin?

I'd rather have a parrot's talons.

Yeah I think I like him a normal amount. (ft. Dogday and the Player)

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

my friend hates her mother's evil cat so much and wants him to die and im just now finding out his name is tubby pumpkin 😭 like bro why do u have beef with tubby pumpkin

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lesbian

gay

bisexual

transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

hopeless romantics

cis-men

cis-women

non binary folks

the whole spectrum etc…

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Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Here there be dragons. However, over here there be ___."

nothing but the ocean."

tell me on anon what you'd never tell me off anon

Today I was thinking...

We literally have three different official variations of Nico...