Shut Up M'dudes, It's A National Holiday

if you see me in an all consuming relationship with a body of water, do NOT save me. I'm exactly where I want to be

i hate school i miss sleep

Silly Game Time: By not sharing (giving all of) your sandwich to a random bird, it turns out you have accidentally offended the Birdeity (Deity of all Birds). Whoops. They are now going to curse you for one month, but will at least allow you to choose between two options.

So would you rather have your hands be like a parrot's talons (but still human-sized), or have to go bob-bob-bobbing along (hopping) everywhere like a robin?

I'd rather have a parrot's talons.

I think my stuffed animals are more important to me than some of my family members

you say the right things but don’t mean a single one

hear me out…

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy

I tried to scroll past this. I really did

they should invent a wormhole in my bedroom where i could walk through it and my best friend is on the other side and we can hang out