Bitches Hate Me For My Controversial Policies Such As: Be Nicies To Eachother

*lowers my glasses*

*looks atcha*

a cute fellow is scrolling tumblr perseems

*I return to my work, which is also scrolling tumblr*

Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "Here there be dragons. However, over here there be ___."

nothing but the ocean."

reblog if you listen to any of these artists

Cavetown

Laufey

Egg

Girl in Red

Chappell Roan

Conan Gray

Marina

Mitski

Barrett Wilbert Weed

Beach Bunny

SIX

Penelope Scott

Mother Mother

Clairo

Amélie Farren

Liana Flores

Sofia Isella

Emei

Rabbitology

Jorge Rivera-Herrans

posting it here because there's no chance anyone in my family would ever see it: this is how my brother's 13-year-old child decided to announce something to me

I'm just a girl who had an awkward interaction years ago and never seemed to be able to recover.

Silly Game Time: I dare you to laugh maniacally like a supervillain--y'know, all "MWA-HAHAHA!", maybe with a reference or two to fools or weaklings or etc. who thought they might thwart you--right now.

Firstly, did you do it? Secondly, if so, how would you rate the mania of your laugh on a scale of 1 to 10?

Yep and probably a 5 out of 10.

Shark fact:

Sharks will wear Remoras as hats. This is because they are best friends.

I went to bed and I woke up feeling well rested. this has never happened before what do I do

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over