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the sillies

i hate school i miss sleep

mama is not looking. let’s attack

rb if you think asexual people are cool

you look great in that frog costume

It’s so amusing seeing some of my mutuals suddenly get over 10k posts because haha imagine but i’m also scared because what if I’m next

Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! Michelangelo, a renaissance sculptor who worked in marble to produce human-sized statues, and illegally disected corpses to teach himself human anatomy. He's armed with two mallets, a sharp chisel in his belt, and so much murderous rage because the Pope keeps insisting *he paint stuff* even though *he's a sculptor*, damn it! VS Caravaggio, a renaissance painter who liked to brawl (or maybe a brawler who liked to paint?) and probably murdered 3 people (at minimum). He's armed with a walking stick, a dagger, and a plate or artichokes. Also, he's fighting for another pardon for murder from the Pope.

You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!

I'm betting on Michelangelo.