Odysseus:

Beware y'all...

Silly Game Time: I grant you the power to escape any unwanted interaction by use of a magic word. Whenever the word is spoken, you will disappear from your present location and reappear in the nearest public restroom that is at least 1/2 of a kilometer (or about 1/3 of a mile) away.

Which word will you use (keep in mind that the magic will activate whenever anybody or anything in your presence uses it)? And what will be the visual effect of your disappearance and reappearance?

Warrior and the effects would be that when I disappeared black smoke will surround on both sides of me then all of the sudden suck me into the darkness like a black and same thing for when I reappear except it pushes me out instead sucking me in.

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

DiNoSaUr!!!!

It’s Fossil Friday! Take a bite out of the weekend with Dilophosaurus wetherilli, a carnivorous dinosaur that lived some 194 million years ago during the Early Jurassic. This dino acquired its name, which means “double-crested reptile,” from the paired crests on its skull. They were possibly used for display. This specimen was found in 1942 at the Kayenta Formation in Tuba City, Arizona. You can see it in the Museum’s Hall of Saurischian Dinosaurs! 

Photo: © AMNH

*lowers my glasses*

*looks atcha*

a cute fellow is scrolling tumblr perseems

*I return to my work, which is also scrolling tumblr*

SENDING GOOD FUCKING VIBES TO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

anyone who sees this please don't kill your self

mid life crisis ? no no, mid DAY crisis. happens every day

if you see me in an all consuming relationship with a body of water, do NOT save me. I'm exactly where I want to be