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i should try shitposting on here. hello tumblr. enjoy this homegrown organic shitpost

Civil Defense might be the funniest episode of ds9 to me... the way the camera keeps cutting to closeups of characters' shocked faces every time something new goes wrong. dukat's stupid little "attention bajoran workers. pleaseee stop rioting pleasepleaseplease ❤️ ok thanks" message playing on repeat until everyone's sick and tired of it. the fanfic plot of quark and odo getting trapped in odo's office and thinking theyre about to die. kira's iconic "Time for a less subtle approach" before just shooting a door with a phaser. jake sisko climbing through a tube. garak dramatically waltzing into ops just to tell everyone he has high enough security clearance to do that, but he can't do anything to help the station Not self-destruct. but he's here now :) the Science Fiction Device that looks like a cartoon bomb that materializes in the replicator and starts blasting indiscriminately in ops. gul dukat beaming aboard in the You Know I Had To Do It To 'Em pose and proceeding to have a calm and collected conversation with everyone in ops who's currently being shot at. ordering a tea from the replicator and allowing it to continue shooting at everyone while he and garak insult each other. garak brings up dukat's dad. still getting shot at. dukat realizing he's gotten himself stuck on ds9 about to blow up and making the walter white D: face. garak telling dukat to stop flirting with kira. "I should've executed you years ago" "you tried".

john carpenter’s the thing is a movie about how the hyperindividualism and lack of emotional intimacy between men (specifically men in the united states military) immediately crystallizes into distrust and alienation in crisis. how kurt russel with an absurd callsign name and the goofiest hugest cowboy hat imaginable is the Man, running the whole show and managing the crisis until he fails because when faced with having to truly understand and connect with his last remaining ally he can’t, because all he knows how to do is sit in the snow and die next to him. It is a movie about losing control over your own body in the most horrific way possible. It is a movie about cold war paranoia and fear of bloodborne pathogens. It is a movie about how dread is an incredible force and even so sometimes what you CAN see is worse than what you can imagine. It is a movie about how the scariest thing men can conceive of is something that looks exactly like a man and acts exactly like a man but yet on some fundamental level…isn’t. It is a movie, as one of my eleventh graders pointed out this week, about “playing among us in real life.” but most importantly, john carpenter’s the thing is a movie about a dogy who is my friend and wants to become me :)

HE CALLED HIMSELF THAT???

“I used to think there was such a thing as emptiness, that there were places in the world one could go to be alone. This, I think, is still true, but the error in my reasoning was to assume that alone was somewhere you could go, rather than somewhere you had to be left.”

— Julia Armfield, Our Wives Under the Sea

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Put in the tags the movie(s) that defined your very, very early childhood, the first movies you have any recollection of watching.

gnawing my own leg off because i can’t find specific hannigram vids from 2014

hayley kiyoko wrote a ya novel about being a seventeen year old lesbian stuck in rural oregon in 2006?????? and there’s livejournal in it????

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking.