Leftism Teaches You That The Most Annoying People In The World Can Have The Exact Same Opinions As You.

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

i made a plan to watch Hackers (1995) three years ago but we never followed through. i need to make everyone in my house watch Hackers (1995)

stop doing this

it’s always ‘old man yaoi’ this and ‘old man yaoi’ that but none of you was going to tell me about Irving and Burt Severance????

if you are a freak just work in pathology. this is the secret. just get in here the pay is comparatively bad and you get to look at all the human organs you could ever want

not to be a guy whose meds are working but i am having a good time and i like my job

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

i think you should be able to turn glass back into sand. i don't like that that's a one way road, it feels wrong to me.