Pines, Pines, Pines!!! :D

Madame Mystery

BILL’S A MESS

Lyric Video

happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday

todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol

I'm apart of a production of Picasso at the Lapin Agile and EINSTEIN REMINDS ME SO MUCH OF FORD I CANT LIKE HIS ACTOR HAS THE SAME HAIR AND THEYVE GOT HIM IN A YELLOW SHIRT AND A LIGHT BROWN JACKET I MEAN COME ON

I don't wanna make a big stink about my birthday but also I want people to know and make a big deal of my birthday does that make sense

Gravity Falls AU Masterlist

The Nexus

A connection or link between things, persons, or events. Or, a series where I connect my AU's with both canon and each other.

The Abyss Stares Back Series

Stan was hesitant to actually step across that threshold where light met dark, so he couched right on the cusp and reached in instead. He expected his hand to hit ground any moment now, then he could fumble for the stupid money clip and get the hell out of here. But his hand simply… didn't. Stan realized with a cold flash of fear and no small amount of confusion that he’d somehow overbalanced himself, his boots desperately scraping against the asphalt as he careened forward. He yelped as his other hand instinctively moved to catch himself, but there’s nothing to catch himself on. There was no ground for either of his palms to touch, just darkness, and it swallowed him whole. Or, Teenage Stan & Old Man Ford portal adventures.

Somebody to Call My Own Series

While exploring the multiverse, Ford 419"3 had come to the distressing realization that Stan suffers in every dimension. So 419"3 Ford made it his mission in life to travel through dimensions and help as many variations of Stan get the happy ending that he deserves by stepping in to correct the course of the timeline to produce the best outcome. The reason why Ford is so determined to alter Stan’s grim fate in so many dimensions is because Ford had lost his own Stan to suicide while he was still in college, which is what drove him to completely bury himself in his studies and invent dimension travel with Fiddleford. Or, Dimension Traveler Old Man Ford nabs Mullet Stan from his dimension and proceeds to aggressively take care of him.

We Never Meant to Become Strangers Series

An AU in which Ford is changed after accidentally going through the portal, not quite as human coming out as he was going in. Or, Ford is a cosmic horror.

Infinity Falls Series

An AU where Stan tells Ford that he accidentally broke his machine and Ford is able to fix it, changing the course of history. Or, a story featuring a darker Pines family and co.

Break the Mold Series

In this universe, Bill Cipher goes by William. He’s still a dream demon who accidentally destroyed his dimension but, instead of embracing chaos and basically turning into a sadistic psycho, he simply wandered the universe in a grief-stricken daze until he came across Stanford. Stanford, who was also an anomaly among his peers just like William had been. William felt a kinship with the human child, appearing in Stanford’s dream that night. And, in true child-like fashion, Stanford quickly befriended the dream demon who complimented his birth defect. Or, the good Bill AU that no one asked for.

A Gilded Cage

In this universe, Bill Cipher goes by Liam. He's jaded and reclusive after accidentally destroying his dimension, drifting from dimension to dimension. He soaks up knowledge like a sponge, filling the void by distracting himself with learning everything he can about the multiverse. He's summoned by a Ford and sealed in a glass cage, surrounded by the half-dissected corpses of other Bills. In order to be released from his prison, he has to make a deal with Ford, acting as the Stan twins' eyes and ears. Ford is a literal mad scientist while Stan is a grunt in a gang. Both have ambitions and intend to use Liam to achieve their respective goals. Neither could've foreseen the obsession that would consume them. Or, a (very) dark AU centered around Bill and the Stan twins.

Was at the paper store because my sister wanted a jelly cat and in line to buy the thing I was singing my sister my dance song because I wasn't sure if she'd know the song by name (it was honey honey from mamma mia- our parents aren't fans so I've only seen it once and I'm not sure she's seen it at all) and the cashier looked up and asked if I was a singer because "sounds like it" and I'll be riding that high for the next week thank you random cashier🙏

I'm gonna crash out!

Time to go read stories about my favorite old men having a breakdown so I don't

(It helps trust)

I love nerdy prudes must die because no one wins.

Everyone loses something, whether it's something they've worked their whole life to protect, someone they care deeply about, or even their own life.

No one wins.

Cousin entered my room today after a long time of not being at my house and she said "your room is very gay" and im very happy now