Me 0.0001 Seconds After I See My Celebrity Crush In Literally Any Movie/show (i Became Feral And Started

WHAT IS TUMBLR LIVE AND HOW DO I GET RID OF IT

*Hacker voice* I’m in.

just imagine. you're 15 you're high of your ass on god knows what your mom died in a terrorist attack you're suffering from trauma your dad just died, he never loved you, and you're running away and you're in love with your bestfriend and he kisses you and you know he wont come with you.

JUST FUCKING IMAGINE

Reevesus Krist...

...amen.

i’m watching dead poets society are those two roommates gay. it’s just a question btw i think they r gay

In a better world the muppets would have been treated so much like actual actors that they wouldn’t have been owned by any brand but would have their own individual careers playing roles in various movies regardless of whether they are “muppet movies.” Just any random guy in any random movie could have been kermit like it’s no big deal.

Soon as people get over vegas era boreo and onto the objectively superior and far more interesting era ie amsterdam apartment when theo got sick and boris nursed him back to health just like when they did back when they were kids the goldfinch will be so back baby

AITA for wanting to spend time with my terminal friend?

I (53M) pretended to die in a fire so my best friend won’t be alone during the last few months he has on Earth and he called me an ass at my funeral, but I did it FOR him because if I didn’t I’d have to go back to jail. AITA here?

Edit: the jail time was for a little felony, I just drove a car into my ex’s house, no one got hurt.

Edit: yeah it was on purpose but my friend forgave me so it doesn’t matter

Edit: Okay some of you think you’re soooo clever, which is why you’re on the internet judging other people’s lives instead of doing something interesting or useful. So sad how you only have one way to feel big.

Edit: yes my bestie really is dying. yes it’s a little gay. yes he’s my enabler. people can be all three, it’s the twenty-first century.

Edit: stop upvoting u/aussiedoc and u/parkpuncher, they don’t know me, they’re lying. flooding a hospital would be so juvenile, I would never do that.

edit: seriously how am I the bad guy, what was I supposed to do, let my man kick off alone? you people are terrible.

edit: okay it’s a lot gay.