Little Riddles 2: Version 2.0

Soggy baby boy 😇

You’ll wear DIAPERS from now on kiddo.

Pick your poison

BATMAN VS SUPERMAN

The alternative ending

Apparently you have no choice, it’s time to go to bed 😣🛌

RULES FOR BABY

YOU ARE NOW ONLY 24 MONTHS OLD. YOU WILL DO AS ALL 24- MONTH-OLDS DO, INCLUDING USING DIAPERS, DRINKING FROM BOTTLES, EATING IN A HIGH CHAIR, AND HAVING A BABYSITTER.

1: YOU WILL NOT SPEAK LIKE A BIG BOY/GIRL

2: NO BAD WORDS

3: NEVER TOUCH YOUR DIAPERS

4: IF YOU NEED A CHANGE YOU MUST FIND AN APPROPRIATE WAY TO TELL AN ADULT USING BABY TALK

5: IF YOU DO NOT TELL AN ADULT THAT YOU HAVE SOILED OR WET YOUR DIAPER, YOU MUST WAIT UNTIL SOMEONE DOES A DIAPER CHECK

6: NEVER REMOVE YOUR CLOTHES OR CHECK YOUR DIAPERS; THAT IS DADDY’S RESPONSIBILITY

7: NEVER TOUCH YOUR NAUGHTY BITS; YOU MAY ONLY MASTURBATE BY FINGERING YOUR PUSSY

8. YOU MAY NOT CUM WITHOUT DADDY’S PERMISSION

9: NEVER FUSS OR TALK BACK TO GROWN UPS

10: WEAR WHAT YOU ARE PUT IN WITHOUT ANY COMPLAINING

11: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HIDE ANYTHING DADDY GIVES YOU OR MAKES YOU WEAR - IN FRONT OF OTHERS OR IN PUBLIC

12: YOU WILL USE YOUR DIAPERS WHENEVER AND WHEREVER YOU NEED THEM; YOU WILL NOT HOLD YOUR PEE OR POOP TO AVOID EMBARRASSMENT

13: YOU ARE NOT TO USE THE TOILET; IF YOU ARE NOT WEARING A DIAPER YOU MUST USE THE PUP PAD

14: NEVER ENTER THE BATHROOM WITH OUT DADDY (OR YOUR BABYSITTER)

15: YOU WILL NOT FEED YOURSELF UNLESS INSTRUCTED TO DO SO; WHEN YOU DO FEED YOURSELF YOU WILL USE YOUR HANDS

16: WHEN YOUR PACI IS PUT IN IT DOES NOT COME OUT UNLESS AN ADULT TAKES IT OUT

17: YOU WILL ONLY PLAY WITH THE BABY TOYS THAT MOMMY AND DADDY GIVE TO YOU (INCLUDING CELL PHONES, AND OTHER BIG BOY/GIRL THINGS)

18: YOU WILL BE POLITE AND RESPECTFUL TO ALL ADULTS AND DO WHAT THEY TELL YOU

19: ANYONE OVER YOUR AGE (24 MONTHS) IS AN ADULT

20: YOU WILL NOT FIGHT WITH YOUR SIBLINGS

21: YOU WILL ADDRESS DADDY AS DADDY AND ALL OTHER ADULTS BY THEIR PROPER TITLE

22. YOU WILL REFER TO YOURSELF BY THE CORRECT NAME OR PRONOUN GIVEN BY YOUR BIG

23. YOU WILL NOT INTERRUPT OR SPEAK OUT OF TURN

24. YOU WILL NOT RESIST BEING DIAPERED OR CHANGED

25: YOU WILL NOT ARGUE WITH BED TIMES OR NAPS

26: BED TIME IS AT 8:00 EVERY NIGHT

27. YOU MUST HOLD AN ADULT’S HAND WHEN YOU CROSS THE STREET

28: SCHOOL WORK COMES BEFORE PLAYTIME; YOU WILL FINISH ALL YOUR WORK IN A TIMELY MANNER

29. YOU MUST TELL YOUR BIG IF YOU NEED TO STOP OR SLOW DOWN; YOU WILL USE THE AGREED UPON SIGNALS AND SAFE WORDS WITHOUT HESITATION IF YOU NEED TO

30. YOU MAY NOT WANDER OFF, YOU WILL HOLD AN ADULT’S HAND AT ALL TIMES IN PUBLIC

31. YOU MAY NOT BE IN A ROOM ALONE WITHOUT BEING IN A CRIB, A HIGHCHAIR, PLAYPEN OR BEING OTHERWISE SECURED

32. YOU WILL NOT LIE ABOUT OR BE ASHAMED OF YOUR DIAPERS; YOU WILL BE PROUD OF YOUR LITTLENESS AND OWN IT

33: ANY SUPERVISING ADULT HAS THE RIGHT TO MAKE MORE RULES AS THE SITUATION DICTATES

FAILURE TO FOLLOW ANY OF THESE RULES WILL RESULT IN AN IMMEDIATE SPANKING; YOUR PUNISHMENT WILL INCREASE WITH EACH INFRACTION

PUNISHMENTS FOR BAD BEHAVIOR MAY INCLUDE: corner time chair time spankings enemas and suppositories chastity devices double diapers loss of big boy privileges butt plug tickle torture

Ideas for rewards: ice cream toys/plushies gain of big boy priveleges being allowed to eat adult food tv time being allowed to cum getting to suck Daddy’s paci later bedtime stickers and gold stars

Note: I cannot take full credit for this list.  Some of the text and ideas for this list have been taken and adapted from the story “Twisted Fate” and a number of other sources.  My thanks to the authors for all their ideas and many hours of fun at the computer screen -Champ