Dadspridenjoy - Mutt 🐶

Remember when that was so disgusting to you?

Look at you now

call my girlfriend a non-newtonian fluid the way she gets hard when i hit her and melts when i touch her softly

All I’m saying is if I ever got my hands on you, I’d be committing sins for religions that haven’t even been invented yet

like the fact that PrEP and PEP just kinda became a normal part of life one day without fanfare is something I think about a lot. Thousands of people died gruesome horrible deaths and now when I go on Reddit or ride the subway I see dinky little ads like "start this medication today so you don't contract/spread HIV! and if you get accidentally exposed there's a different medication for that to keep yourself from contracting!" and it's just an everyday thing. all those people who died fought for it to be this way.

The way being called a dumb slut makes me giggle and blush 🥰🥰

crying on it daughter style

sticking out my tongue and waiting for you to slap ur cock on it 💗

"Edging" now refers to when you are on the verge of tears all day but don't cry

“can i call you dad?” followed by begging you to do the most disgusting thing i could have possibly thought of