Don't Flirt With Me, You're Gonna Be Sitting On Your Knees Next To Me Wearing Nothing But Your Collar

Smart and intelligent girls eventually dumbing themselves down to an empty mind, and a set of tits and holes.

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I think it'd be really cool if someone saw how pathetic and useless I am and decided that I'm their property now and they're gonna take care of me.

*lightheaded with lust* you're such a fucking creep

Answering your phone with "Sorry, she's a little busy at the moment" while you're making gagging sounds in the background

Privacy screen: to hide messages ❌ privacy screen: to scroll tumblr in public ✅

cum in her in 3.14 seconds, call that a cream π 

Source: powershotz

please bro beat the shit out of me I need it for enrichment