Green arrow, getting into a fight with batman because he insulted bruce
“No, I want to hear you say it again,” Ollie said, leaning over the conference table and past Dinah to jab a finger in Batman’s face. “Insult him again, I dare you.”
Batman, for his part, looked entirely unperturbed by Ollie’s chest puffing. “I said, Bruce Wayne isn’t exactly known for being intelligent. That’s common knowledge, Green—”
“Do you know what he’s been through?” Ollie exploded, “Do you know how fucked up his childhood was? It’s a miracle he’s functioning as an adult. I knew him in school — do you know what he was? Sad. And you have the nerve to sit in your stupid little angst suit and lecture me about Bruce Wayne?”
Dinah swallowed, giving up on holding Ollie back. She glanced at Batman out of the corner of her eye, prepared to size up an opponent, but the other man’s posture was still relaxed.
He seemed…taken aback, if such a thing was possible for the Batman.
“I…apologize,” Batman said quietly. “I hadn’t realized the extent of your feelings toward him.”
“Pick on someone your own size next time,” Ollie grumbled, as close to an apology as he would get. “Bruce does so much for Gotham. More than you’ll ever do. So yeah, if he’s a little air-headed sometimes — that’s fine with me.”
With that, Ollie turned on his heel, exiting the conference room with a huff. Batman stared after him for a long moment, steeped in stillness.
“He cares about his friends,” Dinah offered, breaking the awkward silence. Batman gave her an odd look, jaw tensing.
“I know.”
“Now you do,” Dinah said, putting enough emphasis on the first word for him to look up at her, acknowledging the hint. “I’d better go check on him.”
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Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL
Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”
Oliver: “oh come on Batman you identity isn’t that special.”
Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”
Oliver: blue screens
Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”
Warframe Theory Crafting
Ok so was that time Rusalka going “ if I can’t have him no one can” her or the Indifference? Cause if it was the Indifference I see a little pattern.
Wally was mad that we were taking Rell from them during that quest. Wally was mad that we were taking Albrecht away too.
I have a bad feeling for our Operators and Drifters.
Or maybe I’m reading too much into this.
Warframe Spoilers
I can’t believe Albrecht Entrati is the Victor Frankenstein of the Orakin Empire.
#Logical leap? more like logical free fall #the knowledge was beamed into his little freak head
These tag have been living in my head rent free. The first one will now be a part of my vocabulary. Thank you.
I need people to understand how crazy it was that Tim just knew about Bruce not being dead. He had like no concrete evidence he just saw a picture and did some basic background checking and decided ah yes Bruce is alive. Like what?! It took Alfred and Dick so much more search before getting concrete evidence and allowing themselves even a sliver of hope and Tim was like “I have little evidence of this but I know this is a cosmic truth.” Like what the hell?! That’s so funny?! Idk I just love this.
I genuinely don’t remember if I’ve posted this or not, but here’s a piece of kryptonite.
I need Bruce doing things he believes is completely out of character for Batman just to scare people. Like full on just putting Brucie into Batman as revenge against the annoyances he’s received.
Hal walks into the meeting room early for once and sees Batman kicking his feet a doodling in his lead lined notebook with a sparkly gel pen.
Hal: “uhhh”
Batman: “Hi GL~”
Hal: flees
By the time the meeting comes around Batman is once again the stoic scary man he always is. Hal is half convinced that it was a hallucination of some kind, maybe lack of sleep or that bagel that Barry dared him to eat.
The meeting ends and everyone is just hanging out. Hal goes over to talk to Barry when he swears he hears Batman’s voice say “no one will ever believe you” in his ear. Hal doesn’t sleep well for a week.
(Batman is very smug about it, that’s what he deserves for eating his bagel. Alfred made the spread for it.)
Another maws post,
I loved the fact that Clark got a magical girl transformation.
Oh my god this also has the comic version of the man who has everything yes!!!!
Jason Robin is hilarious and Just Diana and Bruce are so fun and Clark!! Oh my goodness Clark.
I got some classic comics today.
I’m so excited. I also have the second issue of Batman year 1 but they were a bit pricey so I only got 2.
Im super excited for the Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow because I’ve heard about it from overly sarcastic productions.
I’m very happy I found this cause it was in the trade in section, love that place cause they have discounts!!!
I’m playing Monster Hunter World. Why is Geralt here???