Can’t Believe Despite Working With Him For A While I Never Noticed He Looks Like Clint Walker, My Grandpa

Know the feeling, i couldn’t study because i could hear them from my old apartment’s ceiling.

Rating mental breakdown spots in Gotham

Gotham subways: 5/10. Can blast emo music through your headphones. Train occasionally stalls. Other passengers too burned out to notice you. 

Gotham U: 10/10. You're likely not the only one. School mascot hands out free tissues. 

Batburger: 8/10. Semi-public depending on seating. Tears make the fries soggy. Line cooks are wrestling in the background. 

Crime Alley: 0/10. People think you're drunk. You're a prime mugging target. Kids laugh at you.

Sewers: -2/10. Smells bad. 50% chance of Croc attack. 

Iceberg Lounge: 3/10. Judgy rich snobs. Bathroom full of people doing coke. Drinks too expensive to drown yourself in. 

Wayne Gala: 4/10. Also judgy rich people. Must dress formally. Can't stick your head in chocolate fountain. Dick Grayson will become your therapist whether you like it or not. 

They had to shut down the psychology department at gotham state due to them wanting to “prevent another psychology based supervillain”. And honestly I can’t blame them, the science department is under a lot of scrutiny, biology and tech especially, I heard that they created a clause that states that if someone reports signs of any kind of obsession at all, they are required to see a psychologist, which has prevented a few villains(albeit minor ones) but has mostly gotten people with disorders like ocd some therapy, and at least one person got diagnosed with autism.

Maybe why I get annoyed easily when people can casually say that Bruce or any of the members should get therapy it's like um

Therapy can be very tricky and untrustworthy and whose to say if said therapist would actually listen to them I mean look at what happened with Harley and Hugo Strange it's Gotham and Bruce

It's like who can Bruce literally talk too without being suspicious

Same man

Why do I have the urge to stab Caesar

He’s got an animal theme, wears red and black, has a no killing rule, knows how to swing. Someone is getting a pair of tights

Who wins? Spider-man or Batman?

As if he doesn’t have a tracker on each of his and Bruce Wayne’s kids

Mainly because I’m Batman.

that’s a lie i would rather die than lose my kids

You just described my grandma

HC that the average life expectancy in Gotham is actually four years higher than the national average because they collectively just keep refusing to die

The gotham gazette did a poll a few years ago, an overwhelming amount of people voted yes and probably, which in Gotham just means it’s none of our business.

Is Batman a furry

probably idk

Never expected him to do a episode on bat burger

New from Mora 🤩

@dailybugle-intern

Hey should I be concerned

@dragonssecretartboard. First off don’t leave this in the tags. Secondly, music meister is the only person who hires ballet dancers, and there’s a dress code there.

I'm sorry but I will never ever use goon as slang for a guy who jacks off a lot or whatever it apparently means now. A goon is a guy in a clown mask and purple tank top who sees a caped crusader swooping down to beat up him and his buddies and yells "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT!" and I will accept nothing else.