Modern Au In Which:

Rewatching Kenobi is almost worth it just for the babies

Kofi | Commissions

Young!Cecil x Young!Debbie

Not sure if you're still aking the asks but I don't think I've seen any of your Blackhill HCs before :D

Natasha is not a morning person. So much so that it's the only time her guard is down enough that Maria can sneak some candid photos. She has a beautiful collection that she keeps hidden from her girlfriend; of her sleeping with her mouth open, drool on the pillowcase, her hair in a messy bun. Her tank top twisted nearly backwards from rolling around in her sleep, of her little nose peeking out from the blanket on cold nights. Unfortunately, Natasha finds out somehow and manages to delete all the photos, including the backups. (Maria still refers to it as the burning of Alexandria)

When men hit on them they don't reject them by saying they're gay or in a relationship. They just say the man is too ugly. If the guy gets pissy then it's even more fun, punching creeps is their favourite pastime

Natasha cannot make a decision on what to eat ever. Maria forgets about food until it's placed in front of her. Neither cook. Food is their worst enemy and the cause of most fights ("I don't want to decide again, just pick something!" "I'm NOT HUNGRY, you choose." "We've been over this—")

Neither are the cuddly type. They like to lean against the other, or rest a hand on their leg or arm, very domestic. In bed they might hold each other but once they say goodnight neither wants to be touched as they sleep

Maria always takes care of Natasha's hair. If she hears her using the hair brush Maria will rush into the bathroom and ask why Nat didn't ask her do it. Natasha likes the way she's conditioned to the sound and does it to tease her; she loves Maria touching her hair and would never take the opportunity away from her. Don't tell her but Natasha grew it out so Maria could try braiding

They sit next to each other on dates instead of across, because neither like to have their back to the door. One day Natasha sits across from Maria when the waiter pulls the chair out for her and doesn't even realize till they're halfway through dinner. She tells Maria she loves her for the first time on the ride home, because trust was the last thing she needed to be sure.

They share clothes a lot, especially big frumpy sweaters a long-sleeves that really hold each other's scent. Deodorant, shampoo, perfume on the collar, sweat from sleep. They don't really know what belongs to who anymore

Maria sometimes calls Natasha 'Natalia' when they're home alone, whispered and soft. Natasha likes it a lot more than she thought she would

They love a good friendly competition, especially in the gym. One turns the speed up on the treadmill, the other goes up two levels. When stretching they give subtle looks at the other to stretch just a bit further than them. Crunches, planks, squats... stopping first is the same as losing. The winner gets a massage because they'll definitely need it after all that...

Natasha likes to hide bruises/hickeys on Maria so that she doesn't notice them but everyone else sure will. The back of her neck, behind her ear, on her chest so you only notice when she bends over and her shirt falls open. It has put her in some very awkward positions in very professional settings, and Nat is always smirking when Maria confronts her

Every single time Natasha wears bold lipstick she just has to give a big smooch to Maria's cheek. She even waits till Maria is nearby for her smudge resistant formulas because she needs to kiss her before it dries. One time this cumulated into their entire living room being turned upside down because Maria was trying to run away and Nat was extremely determined to hunt her down (yes she did finally tackle her and give her the kiss. In heels too)

They don't baby each other or get overprotective on missions. They have extreme trust and faith in one another's abilities. They do, however, have a promise to always be honest about injuries, and treat each other with impossible gentleness. They are very much silent communicators

Hi, I've read your text about Yelena not being canonically ace and it was really well written so I thought maybe you wanted to know Devin Grayson just wrote a whole ass Twitter thread saying she doesn't know/doesn't think she's ace lmao

All I will say is, poor Devin had to clarify this again… Thank you for telling me anon! And yeah, she said once more that any concept of Yelena’s sexuality is a headcanon and that that is wonderful. She also added that we had to respect each other and not fight. So people: stop saying Yelena is canonically X or Y. She is not. It’s been confirmed several times, the many possible interpretations that a couple of panels of the comic may have (which, as Devin previously said, vary from person to person and that’s wonderful) are all valid, stop harassing those who don’t share your headcanons. Because that’s all they are and Devin Grayson had to spoke about this again to prevent people harassing others with a different hc. Those who do that: stop. There is no canon thing here, you can (once more) see what Devin said less than a couple hours ago on that topic (I’ll leave the link here, because she addresses it again on Twitter, thank god for that woman). Be kind to each other. I’ll leave the link at the bottom, I’ll make dinner and I’ll read a beautiful Bishova fic on ao3 for comfort before going to sleep because it’s been a hell of a day and I deserve it. Cheers. ❤️

The thread she made:

https://twitter.com/gothamette/status/1488939466852945923?s=21

Have a wonderful evening everyone, and enjoy your fictional characters and your favorite headcanons about them without harassing anyone on the internet.

If you wish to have more knowledge regarding this topic (although it was not written in the best of my days, but I’m human too and so I’ll leave it as it is, I don’t like hypocrisy) there you go:

https://adamantwench.tumblr.com/post/672168979825033216/okay-ive-seen-this-post-and-it-is-absolutely

"After all this time?" "Always"

"After all this time?" "Always"

Okay, I've seen this post and it is absolutely ridiculous. So I had to make this giga post of my own. I will address this. Yelena's creator

There's space for every one of us here. Let's behave. Let's also support characters like Tremor in the "big comics" who actually and purposely try to address this properly and of which no one has spoken about or supported.

Superhero Training (+ Bonus)

*taps mic* : shoujo manga toxic boyfriend steph

bonus double foot in mouth scene:

YES YES YES!!!!!!

i headcanon this too, especially since cecil probably knew him since he was kid. eve kind of too cause she said she knew him since she was 14 (and her actual father is awful), so i see where you’re coming from

father figure cecil is real guys robert kirkman told me himself

the MMA au no one asked for

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