I Just Think They're Neat

cecil probably spends too much time watching over teenagers

by TAKUMI™︎

With the success that Arcane has had, it's kind of obvious that a large portion of caitvi's fans now have no idea what they're like in the game's lore and aren't aware of the content we had there.

So I feel compelled to show you, poor starving caitvi fans, what we were given to survive on before the series canonized them.

Here I bring you the interactions that always make me laugh when I find them again on the internet:

First of all, it was a shock when I saw this. Vi was explicitly talking about going on a date with a girl. There was no indication that they wanted to confirm them as a couple, but people just saw this and assumed "What girl would be upset about being late? Exactly! Caitlyn!"

well, it seems that only Vi can use this pet name, right?

what scares me is that this is not the first time she has shared her erotic dreams

they look like an old married couple to me

Sheriff Cupcake has her favorites. By the way, it's funny that Vi gets a free pass with Caitlyn. Like, they weren't even canon yet, but apparently Vi always got complaints about conduct violations and property destruction, but the most she got from Cait was "let's keep the chaos to a minimum"?

Again, everyone treats Caitlyn with respect because of the work hierarchy, but Vi doesn't mind using Cait's pet name in front of other enforces and I doubt anyone would dare use it with her

Vi is faithful to her wife, women will flirt with her and her response will be to laugh and say "girl, I'm married"

Caitlyn has a soft spot for bad girls confirmed

There's a lot more to these two in the lore, but that's all I could think of for now. Maybe I'll do more posts about them in the near future.

Is Maria Hill the only MCU OG without an origin story, show, D+ series, or movie that looks into her character?

Iron Man had multiple movies

Captain America had multiple movies

Black Widow had a movie and What If episodes

Thor had multiple movies

Hulk had a movie

Coulson got a whole TV series

Hawkeye got a D+ show

Nick Fury got a D+ show

Loki got a D+ show

Bucky got a movie and a D+ show

Peggy Carter got a TV series and multiple What If episodes

MCU introduced a bad ass woman who was a deputy director at like 27 years old of a major spy agency, Nick Fury's number 1, and then never gave a fuck to tell us how she got there or why? Especially when so many people love her and have expressed interest in her story and in stories of humans in the Marvel world. C'mon!!! You are telling me Marvel can make a queer witch coven show from an obscure comics character and NOT dive into to Maria? The Maria disrespect is unreal. (also watch Agatha All Along, it's great btw)

P.S. if you love Maria, miss Maria, or if you need a Maria Hill fix check my ao3 for the Maria Hill Cinematic Universe series (not complete so beware!)

She's gonna kick some grits into his face

Another universe where Cecil tries to riz Debbie and fails

Thank, bad lip reading, for existing.

Just Glasses!Bob and Glasses!Mel just cuz

I just think they are neat

Apparently Business Baby isn't dead in Invincible

But the thought of the government sending an actual toddler to fight godlike beings just for the toddler to just immediately die in combat is morbidly funny to me. Like what the fuck were they thinking. What the fuck kinda powers did he have? Why was he sent to fight a viltrumite?

Donald: Sir, Business Baby got squished.

Cecil: We sent a CHILD to fight those monsters?!

Donald: You said send everyone

Cecil: AND THAT MADE YOU THINK I MEANT FOR US TO SEND AN ACTUAL GOO GOO GA GA LITTLE SHIT OUT THERE?! JESUS CHRIST, DONALD!