“Call Me Maybe” With Every Other Beat Removed

People who like mantises but aren't that into entomology are always "orchid mantises" this and "orchid mantises" that. Overrated. Can we talk about Toxodera integrifolia for a minute:

(Image links because as much as it pains me I've never seen one of these beauties irl: 1 2 3)

Like how are these things real. Girl what is that thorax shape. Why are you wearing eyeliner. And the colors? Absolutely fire. This is a 10/10 insect if you ask me.

Whatever *sticks my dick in the gap between who you are and who you portray yourself as*

Use me.

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

I’ll keep making magnus archives art forever probably

Star - A billford comic

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

Had to draw this

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