my brain cannot get past this. phil going "aw look we're together" and almost getting himself impaled on the moving wall of spikes, and then when dan goes on his obligatory screaming session + lecture like "'look, we're together', LOOK AT THE F-ING SPIKE WALL", phil just hooks back onto that first bit and goes "look at us ❤️" even softer and sweeter than before 😭😭😭 the biggest phannie to ever phannie
free VIP m&g tickets to anyone who can recite the PINOF 6 ladders LP (with hand gestures)
no thoughts, just strangely aesthetic d&p
x
the return of the king
Okay, but what are we getting for DNPTIT merch??
tits out for titt tour you have three months to find the most insane pushup bra you can. gentlemen start your engines
This is the face of a man who just got his boyfriend/fiance/roommate to say publicly "Fuck me Daddy"
can you guys watch my meerkat for a second-
i 100% think they're doing a video everyday of pride month. the sources are my hopes and desires.
dan’s scheduled a post
credit to twitter for this one
why is washing bedding such an exhausting task
#i think the pig is delirious rn #the golden pig is out of control #who gave the swine an internet connection
#theres no way it’s them
every video dan is like i bet those FREAKS on TUMBLR are enjoying this since they're WEIRD LOSERS and then in between said videos phil is like heyy tumblr.. sorry about him.. here let me include you in something to make up for it... seriously don't mind him he's- and dan's like BET YOU WANNA SEE US FUCK HUH and we're like uh. no? wtf? and then phil opens his inbox to 200 questions asking if they fuck