Latest Posts by dansdyingcrotchplant - Page 2
guys they’re filming PINOF 11, trust
(my source is my delusions)
The traumatize your audience back era
every video dan is like i bet those FREAKS on TUMBLR are enjoying this since they're WEIRD LOSERS and then in between said videos phil is like heyy tumblr.. sorry about him.. here let me include you in something to make up for it... seriously don't mind him he's- and dan's like BET YOU WANNA SEE US FUCK HUH and we're like uh. no? wtf? and then phil opens his inbox to 200 questions asking if they fuck
14 year old me would have had a FIT if she ever saw this video
this is The photo ever
if dan leaves again for any amount of time that bleached hair will be green in seconds
i 100% think they're doing a video everyday of pride month. the sources are my hopes and desires.
he demands sacrifice
#what is he scheming #its beyond human comprehension #phan #danielhowell #he oinked for us and i’ll never recover #amazingphil #dan and phil games
green flags all around
not twitter phans hating on tumblr for the cheating admission in phil’s new video.
like we don’t claim whoever it was either dw
#why would you ever admit that #and to phil lester?!?#danielhowell #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #phan
why is washing bedding such an exhausting task
#i think the pig is delirious rn #the golden pig is out of control #who gave the swine an internet connection
#theres no way it’s them
“dan and phil fans are parasocial”
(credit to @ineffablestring and @swiftinof on twitter for the inspo)
#they-dont-know-what-theyve-created
#phan #danandphil #amazingphil #daniel howell #danisnotonfire
"i think a little corgi waiting for me" was not a dog-owning soft launch it was phil making sure dan knows what he wants next christmas instead of another fucking lamp
hi my name is [oink] 🐽 ✨
@danielhowell’s acting career is off to a good start