Latest Posts by darkestskull - Page 3

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

Silly prank

@god-offical

Is this true?

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Isn’t music supposed to be the universal language? The emotion isn’t limited to just the words themselves, but the way it’s sung, or performed, like just transposing a piece into minor or major can have a massive effect on its tone. I also think that these people need to be more appreciative of non-English languages.

every day I have to see the bullshit monolingual English speakers have the audacity to say

Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

Humanity will never cease to provide me with an endless supply of wonder and disgust at the things humans are capable of

Be a warrior of love 🌞🧡

why don't you listen to Dreams by Aurora and maybe you'll feel better

HEY GUYS!!

GUYS!!!

FRANCE HAS REACHED THE REQUIRED NUMBER OF SIGNATURES ON THE CITIZEN'S INITIATIVE AGAINST CONVERSION THERAPY IN THE EU!!

ONE COUNTRY DOWN, SIX TO GO!!

We also need still quite a few signatures in order to reach the one million required.

As to date, the six other countries with the most signatures are:

Spain - 38.72%

Finland - 30.31%

Ireland - 24.86%

Netherlands - 24.15%

Germany - 23.54%

Belgium - 23.09%

So yeah, still a long way to go, but we ARE slowly getting closer. Don't stop now! Don't let this stay within the community, either, if you have any friends or family who are open to queer rights, get them to sign, too!

Unironically just got rickroll as my gender

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHSHAHSH. *drowns in their tears*

The SS Warrimoo, a passenger steamship traveling from Vancouver to Australia, was silently knifing its way across the mid-Pacific waters. The navigator had just finished calculating a star fix and handed the results to Captain John DS. Phillips.

The Warrimoo's coordinates were LAT 0º 31' N, LONG 179 30' W. The date was December 31, 1899. "Know what this means?" First Mate Payton announced, "We're only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line."

Captain Phillips was prankish enough to seize the opportunity to do the nautical feat of a lifetime. He summoned his navigators to the bridge to double-check the ship's position. He altered his course slightly to focus directly on his target. He then altered the engine's speed.

The calm weather and clear night worked to his advantage. At midnight, the SS Warrimoo rested on the Equator, exactly where it had crossed the International Date Line. The ramifications of this odd arrangement were numerous.

The ship's bow was in the Southern Hemisphere, in the middle of summer. The stern was in the Northern Hemisphere, in the midst of winter. The date on the aft portion of the ship was December 31, 1899. The date on the forward half of the ship was January 1, 1900. The ship experienced multiple days, months, years, seasons, and centuries simultaneously.

I think if someone asked me for a five year plan, it would go down as well as mao’s Great Leap Forward

Are you calling me basic?

Well, maybe they’re like platypuses and forgot that they were mammals.

I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals

You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

Follow for more nature facts!

javelin

HAVE YOU SEEN THE WAY SHE FUCKING MANHANDLES HIM????? IF ANYONE ELSE DOES THIS THEY WOUKD BE DEAD BUT ROSIE IS JUST DIFFERENT

SHES THROWING HIM AROUND LIKE A FUCKING BAGUETTE IM CRYING