Not Quite The Great Escape

Not quite the great escape

Bluebottle: "How are we going to get out of here!?"

Seagoon: "Don't worry lad - this evening I received a cake from a friend, and guess what was inside it?"

Bluebottle: "You mean...?"

Seagoon: "Yes! Raisins!"

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1 month ago

Oh, and by the way, that Supreme Court ruling is where that Harry Potter money goes.

11 years ago

I'm throwing all of my money at the screen but nothing is happening, halp pls.

Check out the announcement trailer for Civilization: Beyond Earth

Finally, a sci-fi/future themed Civ game! You know how in every Civ game, you’re blowing through time periods and then you get to “the future”, where all you have left is a few generic futuristic upgrades and then you’re researching “Future Tech” until someone wins? Not this game.


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3 years ago
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing
Artist Daniel Rarela Creates “Letter From A Birmingham Jail” Memes To Stop People From Whitewashing

Artist Daniel Rarela creates “Letter from a Birmingham Jail” memes to stop people from whitewashing MLK

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14 years ago

Day Twenty - Dinner

A rather random topic change, after the topics of previous days to suddenly depart to last night's dinner. Anyways, answering the question: my dinner last night was Spaghetti and Meatballs; was yummy though as usual there was too much of it :P


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13 years ago

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood Outtakes

genuinely awesome...

14 years ago

Day Four - Someone I love

It'll probably come as a surprise to... absolutely no-one... that my subject for this post is none other than my girlfriend of nearly a year - Amanda.

As I mentioned - we've been together for nearly a year (11 months as of the 4th of Feb) but strangely it feels like much less, we're still learning things about each other and making each other laugh with our foibles and little in jokes that are growing daily in both complexity and quantity.

Amanda herself is the most amazing girlfriend I could ask for - both physically beautiful and the most wonderful and kind person I have ever met. She's not afraid to be different from most of the other women her age - keeping a level head and logical mind that I've not seen from many adults whilst still able to do the cutest and craziest things without much shifting of mental gear. Her kindness and consideration knows no limit - she truly is a beautiful person inside and out.

Apologies to anyone who may think I waffled somewhat - perhaps that's what love does to a person.

All that's left to say is: I LOVE YOU AMANDA!!

Nik.


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11 years ago

 "by the power vested in me by the state of Brorida, I now pronounce you bro and bro, you may fist bump"

Sam Burt... [gets down on one knee] [takes out can of Monster] will you be my bro?

I reach down and grab the can… Our fingers brush and I say…

"No homo."

13 years ago
Drawn For Me By The Amazing Sonia Leong

Drawn for me by the amazing Sonia Leong

I felt like I had to share this, I have it framed at home - best £5 I ever spent by a long shot...

14 years ago

It’s like being kicked in the head by a raspberry

Jenna (on mixing raspberry sambuca and apple sours)


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