the blog is coming I swear!! be patient 😚
Lesser-known steps of the writing process:
Finding all the paragraphs where you used some hyper-specific word more than once
Rearranging paragraphs that you swear you wrote in the right order but turned out to be totally backwards
Going for a walk, coming up with the perfect line, and forgetting it as soon as you get home and open your laptop
Creating a separate document where you can dump all of those nice sentences that no longer fit in anywhere
Waking up in a cold sweat because so-and-so was supposed to be barefoot but never actually took his shoes off
author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone
a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P
narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"
Maybe being good at social media should not be the main qualifier for all creative work
i dont see why i cant start a trend, so here goes. lets try to build back our attention spans. lets try to focus on just one thing for as long as possible. lets not watch those "asmr for people with adhd" videos where they fuck up adhd folks even worse. lets resist the urge to reach for our phones when watching a movie. lets read the articles we reblog, even when theyre boring. i know its hard, i have adhd too, but its worth it. i also know that this hard work doesnt always seem super impressive to other people, so id love for yall to tell me in the tags or replies if youve done something, no matter how small, for your attention span. you deserve to feel like youve taken back some of what social media has ripped from you
a prompt list by @novelbear ᵔᴥᵔ
extrovert knowing all the cool places to eat/have fun in town and loves showing introvert everything on dates
^ in turn, introvert loves to show extrovert all the best movies, books, or other cute little hobbies (like bracelet making, baking)
introvert listening to extrovert ramble about literally anything with the biggest smile on their face
"why don't we go out for lunch?" "we went out this morning.." "to check the mail??"
extrovert coming home to find introvert all bundled up in blankets on the couch and can't help but attack them with kisses
introvert introducing extrovert into the world of journaling
"how could you keep up with so many groupchats?" "i'm only in three." "only?"
extrovert watching introvert get closer with their friend circle and feeling so proud/happy
extrovert buying the introvert a set of headphones so they can zone out when needed
^ "oh my god no, why are you crying? i thought this would help, i'm sorry." "i love you. so much."
introvert going to an event with extrovert and ending up having more fun than they do
^ "i told you that you'd have a great time." [playfully] "shut up."
extrovert taking on certain responsibilities that introvert might dread more often (like the grocery shopping for example)
"didn't you order fries with that?" "yeah, but it's fine." "i can say something-" "don't you dare."
extrovert secretly reading a book/watching a movie that they know introvert has been obsessed with so that they can engage in a meaningful conversation about it later