Truly Do Appreciate That This Essentially Just Means "throw Me To The Ants And I'll Come Back Pregnant"

I'm so brave every day I get recommended posts with johnny depp's busted face in them and I don't even tell op I hope they die one thousand deaths

Thinking about sponges

become familiar with nature in your area. your life will be marginally improved by recognizing the birds singing outside your window or identifying pawprints you see. i promise

If i ever met a person that listened to music i think I would kill them with my bare hands, no hesitation

See me personally, I think Alana should get to beat the shit out of Hannibal with hammers but maybe that's just me

POV you are Jack Sparrow

oh uh, your girlfriend? Yeah we put her in the kiln. Yeah at 2000 degrees. Shes a bowl now. Sorry.

the bog gave me a vision