This Magnificent Boat-tailed Grackle Strutting Around In The Sunlight… He Knows What He’s Doing Here

your girl calls me will the way I turner on or whatever

There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

okokok ill get it out of my system in a week or so

anyway im very pleased with myself on picking a wolverine for barbossa

round two of #the jackchelor has concluded with some last minute close calls. davy jones, cutler beckett, mr gibbs and calypso have all been sent home forever they will never be seen again! onto round three which will start whenever I want to as per usual! who will have to face the wall next time? who will win #the jackchelor?

ROUND THREE LINEUP AS FOLLOWS

sparbossa 🍏 vs turrow ⚔️

sparrabeth 🦑 vs sparrington 👮

more people should comment on their inaturalist observations because this melted my heart and made me kinder

Docile, always moved slowly . new life philosophy just dropped

i missed this on pi day i've never been so upset

make sparbossa sweep!!! it's my birthday i deserve a gift

Do you ship it?

bad

"I really want to know what Teague was like as a parent for Jack to be like that…"

I better not catch any Trump voters calling themselves nature lovers