Davy-jones-yaoi - Mr. Davy Jones Yaoi (official)

no i don’t really want to be a vampire or anything of the sort i’m just a freak pervert and want them to feed on me

I think modern potc aus are so funny like the idea of jack having even the faintest possibility of being medicated for whatever the fuck he has going on just tickles me

kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

my thing with jack is like I do find him tragic just not on the surface level I don't think people finding him generally distasteful disliking him and throwing him to eldritch beings to save their own skin is sad I think it's funni I laugh when these things happen to him. the tragedy of jack is that he's become such a piece of shit throughout his long sordid life that he Does deserve every bad thing that comes his way. like the tragic character isn't present day jack sparrow the tragic character is the misty lady's cabin boy who maybe could have been dealt just a slightly better hand by life. I'm not sad because he's being killed and eaten I'm sad because if he had been just a smidge more well adjusted or if one of the several formative incidents hadn't happened I'd feel worse for him when everything we see happen on screen happens to him. you know. this evil bug creature makes me mentally unwell I fear

That one post that’s like “Norrington’s only crime was being a Jane Austen hero in a Disney movie based on a theme park ride” has done irreparable damage to society I fear

Eastern Mud Snake (Farancia a. abacura), family Colubridae, GA, USA

This gorgeous nocturnal aquatic snake feeds on aquatic salamanders, such as sirens and amphiumas, which it pins down with its sharp pointed tail.

photograph by Jeremy Chamberlain

has anyone made springtails into gummies yet because i'm at the point of staring at pictures of florida oranges and imagining the delectable flavour they would impart upon the palette. what is the evolutionary advantage to looking so delicious