deadhorsemeat

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twilight sends an urgent letter to the hippogriffs to not allow rainbow dash into the waters of mount aris indefinitely

*trying to open a pickle jar*

YEAH GET HIS ASS

Abolish Tesla.

Cybertruck blew up outside Trump's hotel in Vegas. Wild footage, I've never seen an EV flat-out detonate like that and I'm thinking that it wasn't the battery.

and this guy is a communist, so it's okay if I sext him

eds? erectile dysfunction syndrome?

fearful-avoidant who want me

I went to big cigarette and everyone knew you

Look.

I have made you a chart. A very simple chart.

People say "You have to draw the line somewhere, and Biden has crossed it-" and my response is "Trump has crossed way more lines than Biden".

These categories are based off of actual policy enacted by both of these men while they were in office.

If the ONLY LINE YOU CARE ABOUT is line 12, you have an incredible amount of privilege, AND YOU DO NOT CARE ABOUT PALESTINIANS. You obviously have nothing to fear from a Trump presidency, and you do not give a fuck if a ceasefire actually occurs. You are obviously fine if your queer, disabled, and marginalized loved ones are hurt. You clearly don't care about the status of American democracy, which Trump has openly stated he plans to destroy on day 1 he is in office.

watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

there have been 774664 studies on basic income and the results of every single one have been “wow! we gave people money and literally everything improved! crime rates are down! the actual sky is bluer! my (the researcher’s) wife decided not to leave me after all!” but these have all been short studies, just a couple years. i think what’s really missing from the field is a proper long form study, with a broader, bolder demographic, to really get us those numbers we need. a truly diverse study pool like, say, everyone. forever

funny how tradicional gets so much easier when you draw it on cheap notebook paper

meme redraw

alright, sleep time for me I'm gonna put on my bedtime music

[careless whisper starts playing softly from under my pillow]

You are butt? son of cheek?

west virginiaaaaaa, normal virginaaaaaa, OHIIIOOOO.. Maryland, washingtoooon

[waking up next to my husband of 7 years]

good morning darling, did you have a good rest? you know what that's a symptom of? being a sleepy dreamer

breakdown? i shit my pant

Sweet lil cozy

inspired by glorioustragedykid !

kill myself spaghetti style

I wanna get spaghettified

I wanna get spaghettified

Okay, I know I acted silly about this, but the fact that there is 1 singular year round roller skating rink in the city of Philadelphia home to 1.6 million people is kinda fucking horrifying when you think about the broader implications of it.

[miming the d length with my hands] okay so like how big? just tell me when to stop

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WHAT ARE YOU THE FUCKING TARDIS?

in the mosh pit and I bite someone so hard they just die