Hi Little Bi People On My Phone Ilysm

i feel like someone dead pretending to be alive

sorry for being annoying i could kill myself right in front of you if you want

is sex dead? WHY ARENT PEOPLE HORNY ANYMORE😔

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

James: We’re marauders of course we became animagi of our own accord

Peter: We're marauders of course we avoid Filch using the map

Remus: We're marauders of course we sneak to Hogsmeade using the secret passages

Sirius: We're marauders of course we want to kiss Moony

James: *pulling Sirius aside* that's not how the trend works mate

Remus: *blushing profusely*

Peter: We're marauders of course we have gay angst

fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you

evan: a lot of people might not know this but i’m ambidextrous

james: that’s what’s up evan love who you love bro!! 🙏🏳️‍🌈

i’m so obsessed with women with random specific interests like i saw a woman who collects scissors and immediately fell in love baby i’ll buy you all the scissors we could even… nvm

in another life, I would have loved nothing more than to kill people with hammers with you