Deadwizardsaremything - Woops

I did it out of love. You don’t owe me anything.

I feel about Remus Lupin the way other people feel about God.

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

the typa shit ive been on recently

"I can fix him" oh yeah? well I can worship him like the god he is and feed into each and every single one of his delusions so he keeps me as his property forever

“don’t let it bother u” baby i’m gonna be bothered by this for the next 10 years

James: We’re marauders of course we became animagi of our own accord

Peter: We're marauders of course we avoid Filch using the map

Remus: We're marauders of course we sneak to Hogsmeade using the secret passages

Sirius: We're marauders of course we want to kiss Moony

James: *pulling Sirius aside* that's not how the trend works mate

Remus: *blushing profusely*

Peter: We're marauders of course we have gay angst

"not to be gross but—" i don't care!!! tell me the gross thing!!! tell me the tmi gross thing that is actually so fucking normal but we're conditioned to be disgusted by!!!

fake ass idgafer. I saw you gazing off into the distance like you were looking at something far away, something no one else could see but you