deal-of-the-damned

Latest Posts by deal-of-the-damned

reblog if you see your kink:

♡hair pulling

♡having financial stability

♡choking

♡recycling

♡bondage

♡saving the bees

♡role playing

♡having a healthy sleep schedule

You're just a mammal. Let yourself act like it. Your brain needs enrichment. Your body needs rest. You feel hunger and grow hair. You need to pack bond with other sentient things so you don't become unsocialized and neurotic. You are biologically inclined to seek dopamine and become sick when chronically stressed. "Hedonism" is made up to place moral value on taking pleasure in sensory experiences. I am telling you that if you don't let yourself be a fucking mammal, as you were made, you will suffer and go insane. No grindset no diets no trying to be above your drive for connection. Pursue what makes you feel good and practice radial rejection of the constructs meant to turn you into a machine. You're a mammal.

Level 1: Prophecy proclaims that no man can kill villain; killed by woman.

Level 2: Prophecy proclaims that no weapon can harm villain; pushed down stairs and dies.

Level 3: Prophecy proclaims that villain will be brought low by no mortal hand; kicked to death by angry mob.

Level 4: Prophecy proclaims that no power on Earth shall be villain’s undoing; fatally distracted by sun in eyes.

Level 5: Prophecy proclaims that only power of laughter can defeat villain; beat up by clown.

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Teen should not be a porn category pass it on

my first girlfriend turned into the moon🌕

sokka finally joins my ATLA series! you can view the rest of my atla series below⬇️

I love Aang’s relationship with literally everyone

the problem with autism is sometimes you want to do something (brave) but you need someone to gently walk you through each step so you know what will happen. and people don’t like doing that

Reblog if you're LGBT and are against MAPS/Child Groomers

(via FlimsyFlamingo on Twitter)

Zutara incorrect quotes because BRAINROT

Zuko: *fast-forwards all the way through the movie*

Katara: You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Zuko: I don't have time for their problems.

Zuko: Wait you like me? For my personality?

Katara: I know, I was surprised too.

Zuko: I owe you one.

Katara: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

Katara: I feel like doing something stupid.

Zuko: I’m stupid, do me.

Zuko: What are you in the mood for?

Katara: World domination.

Zuko: That's a bit ambitious.

Katara: You are my world.

Zuko: Aww...

Katara:

Zuko:

Katara:

Zuko: OH.

Katara, trying to flirt with Zuko: I think both of our families suck.

AU where AtLA ended on a shot that captured the themes of friendship, found family, and the 4 nations coming together in peace… instead of a shoehorned kiss (and everyone wearing Earth Kingdom outfits..?).

I’ve been a diehard Zutara shipper since forever, but I maintain that the show should have ended without any canon ships except Sokka/ Suki. This “alternate ending” shot is one I’ve wanted to do basically since the finale first premiered, so I’m pleased to have finally drawn it (only 13 years late…).

♥ Please do not repost. If you like it and want to show people, share a link to this page instead. Thank you! | Background from AtLA, but otherwise it’s mine. That’s right folks we have progressed from manips to original art like a pokemon evolving.

THIS CONCEPT >>>>>

Knowledge is empowering

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

Endlessly diabolical how you can't say words like rape and suicide uncensored without either being criticised by idiots or punished by conglomerates.

I left tumblr but I guess I might be coming back soon for real time since apparently Elon's bots ARE POSTING ACTUAL, REAL LIFE CP AND CSA NOW.

I'm not even fucking joking. There are dozens of people in the replies and QRTs saying the same thing: the "PUSSY IN BIO" bots pots posted actual CP on their tweets.

IF YOU USE TWITTER, DO NOT HAVE AUTO-RECORDING ON, DO NOT STREAM AND MAKE SURE YOUR CACHES ARE CLEAN, POSSESSION OF CP - EVEN ACCIDENTAL - IS ILLEGAL. IF YOU SEE A TWEET HIDDEN FOR SPAM, DO NOT OPEN IT. I'm lucky to not have run into any CP/CSA footage myself yet, but I'm going to be extremely careful and I recommend you all be too. And if you DO happen to run into it, you can use websites like https://tips.fbi.gov/home. report.cybertip.org or iwf.org.uk/en/uk-report/ to report it.

Don't bother reporting it to twitter. Elon's already been exposed for restoring the account of a man who posted real CP. He won't care. He's a demon and twitter has become exactly the way he wants it.

Stay safe and pray for Elon Musk's downfall.

Wow. The patience, kindness and calm communication skills. Outstanding.

From raindovemodel

A book crystallized in the ocean

take figures out of their boxes btw. sew patches on your favorite jacket. go to bed with your favorite plushes. wear the pants you usually save for special occasions. draw something cool on your wall. put a sticker on your laptop. dye your hair and pierce your lips. glass is meant to break, metal is meant to rust. items are meant to be used. that's how the world knows that somebody loved them.

the butch/femme scene of 1990s san francisco by chloe sherman

i think the biggest gripe i rly have with the "no kink in public! no pda!" people is that these issues are all them problems. like. how do i explain this. if you're uncomfortable with someone wearing an o-ring necklace in public then that is because the presence of sexuality stirs negative emotions within you. the two solutions to that are to either deal with it or to impose rules that prevent others from doing that.

the problem with imposing these rules is that there is no clear line between what is and isn't kink, what is and isn't a sex thing, and if you try to say "no sex stuff in public!" you are opening your community to the kind of scrutiny that lets authority figures decide what is and isn't a socially acceptable display of sexuality. which is how we end up with terfs and homophobes claiming that drag should be made illegal because it's a sex thing and the existence of effeminate gay men somehow threatens children.

i much prefer the solution that involves the sex-averse person just getting over it or, idk, taking responsibility for themselves. you are never going to eradicate sex from your life completely because it's a part of human existence but if it makes you that uncomfortable you can remove yourself from certain spaces, curate your online experiences, check doesthedogdie for content that you might find triggering, etc. ultimately you should be unpacking why sex offends you so much. why do you find it uncomfortable? is it jarring? maybe you've had traumatic experiences in the past that you need to work through without imposing unreasonable expectations on the people around you. maybe you're just not interested in sex, or are asexual, or find it annoying. you're allowed to find it annoying and uncomfortable and to want no part in it, but that doesn't warrant a "get sex out of my face forever!!" mentality. you don't get to harass people for whom that is an important part of their lives. the tgirl wearing a dog collar who is existing in the same room as you is not sexually assaulting you, she's just wearing a dog collar. get over it.

genuine question: is there any actual evidence that "joking about killing yourself worsens your mental health" or is it one of those perpetually uncited pop-psych things that people say because they are personally uncomfortable with hearing it

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

this post must be reblogged by everyone

AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)

based on this beautiful tumblr post

bonus:

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.

"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."

And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.

"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."

And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.

"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."

And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.

"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.

"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."

"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."

"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."

And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.