Deepvoicedemon

“Ugh. Dad’s been makin’ me go out all the time and I’m startin’ t’ get strained. I need a b r e a k.”

" If pain is beauty, I'm a pretty bitch. "

“Ugh. Dad’s been makin’ me go out all the time and I’m startin’ t’ get strained. I need a b r e a k.”

might change the psd here but here's a STARTER CALL -- multis, specify your muse, non-rp / personals dni, etc

   Get up 7 am, but I haven't slept in DAYS       ACID on my vocals, that's the price I gotta pay          Karma tryna rob me, all up on me, fuck away             Death always upon me when I come about the shade                                 ______________________________ ind. pri. sel. au regshow oc, as protected by dan sideblog to regularshcw psd + template

50 random starters

-feel free to adjust to better fit your muse’s speech!

“Yeah, about that…”

“I, um… might have… had something to, uh… do with that…”

“Don’t you dare.”

“Oh, no. I know that look. I know what that look means. Absolutely not.”

“Can you stop being weird about it for five seconds?”

“Why is the plural of moose still moose? Why not meese?”

“I almost caught myself on fire…”

“Bite me.”

“Hey! Guess what!”

“There’s nothing to worry about, but I’d stay out of the kitchen for a while.”

“Big deal - I bet I could do that with [my hands/one hand tied behind my back/blindfolded/in x amount of time/backwards].”

“I might’ve befriended a mafia boss…”

“You know what I want right now? [Sender’s favorite food].”

“Touch that and I will hit you with a spoon.”

“Do I actually want to know or will I be better off not knowing? Because I feel like I’ll be better off not knowing.”

“Do you think snails have feelings?”

“Why is Christmas such a big deal? Is it because of capitalism?”

“Have you ever had a wish come true by throwing a coin into a fountain?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Check please!”

“Hey. What’s going on with you and [name]?”

“You know… I think I should… go.”

“Nope, sorry, you’re not getting rid of me that easily.”

“Wait. Did I say left? Heh, I meant to say right.”

“Yeah, of course I speak another language! …It just might not come in handy unless we go to a Star Trek convention…”

“Look, I know I said I could handle a lot of things, but that is not one of them.”

“Well, we have six minutes until we need to leave! …Never mind, make that four minutes. Actually, we should just leave now.”

“…Want some smoothie?”

“I’ve never felt this way before…”

“I bet I could fight a swarm of bees.”

“Have you ever gotten a stuffed animal from a claw machine?”

“Uh… surprise?”

“Sure, I can do a magic trick. I’ll make that whole tub of ice-cream disappear in ten minutes.”

“Why is it the cake that’s a lie? Why isn’t it the pie?”

“What would you do if you had a million dollars right now?”

“No, no. When I said kids, I meant kids as in goat babies. Not human babies.”

“The only thing straight about me are my grades from [middle school].”

“Yeah, I’ve been to [place]. Once. It was… the worst.”

“Don’t be ridiculous - of course you need me. Who else is going to annoy you?”

“I miss you.”

“Look, I know you probably don’t want to see me right now, but… I had nowhere else to go.”

“What are you going off about?”

“Of course you’re my hero! How could you not be?”

“Would you rather have a pet shark or a pet whale?”

“Oh, yeah? Try me.”

“Oh, wow… You… you look absolutely stunning…”

“Hypothetically speaking… what if I got a [puppy/kitten]?”

“Come on, talk to me. What’s going on? Was it something I did?”

“I’ll pay you ten bucks to fight me.”

“Congratulations! You played both of us.”

CHICAGO 2002 | dir. Rob Marshall

Questioning Sentences, Vol. 23

(Questioning sentences from various sources to ask all kinds of muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Why must you ruin everything?"

"Why do people have to tell jokes? I've never understood that."

"We've always done things together. Why does that suddenly have to stop?"

"Does that mean I'm helping the police with their enquiries?"

"How does it feel to cut into a living body?"

"Is your conscience heavy? Do you have guilt in your heart for doing what you had to?"

"I've ruined your day, haven't I?"

"You really do notice everything, don't you?"

"What happened to follow the facts? What happened to that?"

"Why are we meeting like spies?"

"That look in your eye is a pain in my ass. You know that, right?"

"Was it you? Were you the one talking shit?"

"Are you unhappy with your successor?"

"You must not know who I am. Want to find out?"

"You haven't come all this way just to turn back now, have you?"

"And I should believe in you? A spy?"

"You really are cut off from the world. Do you not know what today is?"

"Do you have any idea how painful it is to love you?"

"Are you going to fight him?"

"Are you opposed to sex?"

"Do you feel like pleading for your life?"

"Did you know that more people die at four o'clock in the morning than any other time?"

"Are you seriously bringing this up right now?"

"Does it ever get any different for people like us?"

"If you found out a man was cheating on you, how would you kill him?"

"Would you consider having an affair with a married man?"

"Do you take me for the sort of fool who'd make myself look so suspicious?"

"What's the matter? Cat got your tongue?"

"I thought you hated the police?"

"Do you know the story of how I came to be this way?"

"Why did you lie about never having been here before when clearly you had?"

"What are you smiling about?"

"Hey, I'm sorry, but what is your problem here?"

"Can you comprehend even for one second that this is not about you?"

"Obedience doesn't come naturally to you, does it?"

"Can I ask a dumb question?"

"How many languages do you speak?"

"You believe in psychics?"

"What do you do when someone's sky comes crashing in?"

"What we've been doing... It isn't indecent, is it?"

"What brought you to London?"

"You had me under surveillance?"

"Do you ever think about your legacy? The mark you leave behind after you're gone?"

"It feels wrong, doesn't it? To interrogate a miracle?"

"You simply have no concept of revenge, do you?"

"So you have no expectation that any relationship you enter into will last?"

"Are you going to behave from now on?"

first time meetings & icebreakers

starter sentences for breaking the ice and first time meetings! feel free to change pronouns/tenses/etc. as needed!

❝ you must be new! i didn’t catch your name! ❞

❝ hey there! i’m [name]. looks like we’re working together! ❞

❝ i’m supposed to meet [name] here. any chance that’s you? ❞

❝ i don’t think we’ve met. let’s fix that, shall we? i’m [name]! ❞

❝ i’m sorry to bother you! i’m new here, and… lost. can you help me? ❞

❝ you look lost, do you need help? ❞

❝ um, can you break this bill? i need coins for the vending machine. ❞

❝ hey i’ve got extra time on the dryer; you’re welcome to it. ❞

❝ excuse me, could you hand me that– ❞

❝ i’m sorry; do you mind if i sit here? ❞

❝ it’s your first time too, huh? ❞

❝ i know a new face when i see one. ❞

❝ you stick out like a sore thumb here. ❞

❝ usually this isn’t a place to meet new people, but here we are! ❞

❝ hey you! being a wallflower won’t gain you friends, come say hi! ❞

❝ kind of a loner too, huh? maybe we can stick together? ❞

❝ let’s stick together, yeah? i’m [name], how about you? ❞

❝ oh no! let me help you with that! ❞

❝ help! please?! ❞

❝ uh! a little help here?! ❞

❝ thanks! for a moment there i thought i was a goner! ❞

❝ well that’s one way to make an introduction! ❞

❝ oh no! i’m sorry! this is a horrible first impression! ❞

❝ i think we got off on the wrong foot. can we start over? ❞

❝ wait can we start over, i prefer to leave a good impression. ❞

Albert Camus, The Misunderstanding (1943)