Usually When You Have A Stomach Bug Your Body Is Like Yes Sir We'll Get This Punk Out Of Here, 48 Hours

Sirius Black had been around objectively good looking people his entire life and, to him, they were all ugly. Not because of their appearance but because of who they were deep down. He hates them so he finds them ugly, but this works the other way around too.

Remus Lupin, who is lowkey conventionally unattractive but Sirius doesn’t think he’s ever seen anyone more beautiful in his life. Remus, who has a beautiful soul, so he is instantly the hottest person ever to Sirius.

“Authors should not be ALLOWED to write about–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“This book should be taken off of shelves for featuring–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Schools shouldn’t teach this book in class because–” you are an anti-intellectual and functionally a conservative

“Nobody actually likes or wants to read classics because they’re–” you are an anti-intellectual and an idiot

“I only read YA fantasy books because every classic novel or work of literary fiction is problematic and features–” you are an anti-intellectual and you are robbing yourself of the full richness of the human experience.

To, someone special,

There are always two sides of a story. Someone might see you as a villain, but that's okay, because there will be other's that see you as a hero. There are two sides of a coin. One side is imagination, the other is truth. As long as you hold on to the truth, you will always know who you are. Others don't know the true you, hold onto your truth and don't let their imagination get to you.

They say the strongest heroes are those of like Ironman or Superman, but they are wrong. The strongest hero is yourself. You are here, after everything that has happened. You were strong, strong enough to fight through every bad thing that has ever happened to you. And because of that, you are the strongest hero.

From,

Somebody

This is incredibly sweet :) the message behind it all is important and wonderful. Thank you for sending this!!

Intro by Hermes!

“Greetings, my dawlings! I hope I wouldn't keep you waiting for too long! Hohoha! What can I say, really? I have quite the schedule and the messages to deliver!”

MORE UNDER!

-> he's 100% pansexual dude idk

-> he / him, same for mod!

-> just a whimsically silly guy

-> nsfw is allowed, feel free!

-> oc X cc are also allowed!

-> do interact, it makes my day

-> mod sign of - 🌿

-> abuse my inbox please

-> feel free to rp

-> feel free to ask me of my discord if you would like to be friends or roleplay further

The Titan’s Curse

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

If we are mutuals, you are welcome to: 

tag me in starters 

answer my open starters

spam my inbox with memes

ask me to spam you with memes

scream at me in ims at all ungodly hours

randomly drop a plot idea on me whenever you want 

never be scared that you’re bothering me in any way bc, if i followed you, i love your blog and I am always down for interacting with you!  <3  <3  <3

Love how Sirius' initials are SOB (Son of a Bitch)

Gen: I was gonna say i need a therapist but then i realised i could be one myself.