Senku: Do You Want To Know Your Gay Name?

Waiting until season 4 realises on netflix...

Senku: I'm so bi-

Gen: *eyes widen hopefully*

Senku: -lingual. I'm bilingual. I can speak fluent Japanese and English

Gen: *drinks water disappointedly*

Senku: *smirks* I also like boys

Gen: *chokes on water*

u don't understand senku wanted gen to understand that it's christmas SO BADLY

like he hung up those light bulbs on the tree and just started dropping hints randomly. like oh, today's perfect actually. i'd say we're right on schedule. nudge nudge wink do u get it gen do u get it

and then it FINALLY clicks to gen that it's christmas so senku pulls this classic tsundere move:

Rip Remus Lupin, you would’ve loved Nutella

(“SIRIUS ITS CHOCOLATE THAT YOU CAN SPREAD ON BREAD”)

I get why people think Stan takes orders from Xeno, but I can’t actually find a single instance of him…doing that. It’s an assumption more than anything with much in the way of textual evidence.

They are generally speaking on the exact same page about decisions without needing to discuss it, and the few times they do discuss, they come to an agreement without commands being issued.

Stan doesn’t do what Xeno tells him to, because Xeno never tells him to do anything. The closest he comes is “Don’t shoot” and that’s less an order and more a panicked “wait wait wait situation’s changed talk first” than an order the same way “Stop!!!” is when someone is about to get hit by a car. Other than that, he’s mostly just giving Stan information, trusting Stan will use it the way he expects because…he…trusts…Stan and knows him very well.

Sometimes he asks if Stan is capable of stuff. This is not an order, this is a genuine ask, because he knows Stan is honest and good at evaluating that. Stan agrees to do these things, but it is not an order from Xeno to do it, because Xeno is asking him.

They are both just committed to this weird…whatever they’re doing together…at all times, and think in very similar ways. One soul, two bodies, etc. Orders are not required when you’re both committed to the same weird plan and have the same strategic mindset. And they see each other as equals.

the idea that people have romantic attraction to people who aren’t their friends is so weird to me. i dont even know if i like you as like a person why would i want to play boyfriends with you

*Regulus finds out Voldemort was Tom Riddle*

Regulus: you’re NOT a pureblood?

Voldemort: well, no, but i am slytherin’s descendant. my father was a muggle—

Regulus: YOUR FATHER WAS A MUGGLE??

Regulus: AND YOUR MOTHER COULDN’T DO MAGIC??

Regulus: YOU’RE A QUARTER BLOOD

Voldemort: That’s not a thing

Regulus: Your nose is not a thing

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra

me rn:

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Of course Gen doesn't take Senku's feelings seriously ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ (because his self doubt is too deep) but Senku isn't a quitter!

GRINS LIKE A MANIAC

also, there is a word for day after tomorrow. its called aftermorrow.

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???